Fiction Reveals Truths That Reality Obscures

When I was a kid I thought there were so many more swear words than there are. But in actuality we get like. ten before it just turns into slurs. Deep down, I’m still disappointed.

heh… step aside ladies… let a real man handle this (does the exact same thing but worse)

my favorite love language is trying, actually

like when people try to learn your hobbies or try to play the same sports that you play in an effort to get closer to you, people who try to love you the way you love people, people who will go to places you want to visit just for your sake, people remembering, putting in an effort. just. trying

i love the phase "knock you into next week" because it implies that time travel can in fact be achieved with enough violence

imagine banning woman boobs only to blast every user of your website with non stop ball shaving ads

this is so scary

yaaaaas santa you look so good santa

SLEIGHH

I googled “fat coyote” expecting a sensible chuckle but instead I got a sensible chuckle and Looney Tunes fetish art

now give us the fetish art

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