"Your ass... it haunts me,"

(in tears) next year i will have so much fun!

fuck it we crawl 🐛

gay marriage

I hope Barbie is so good and successful it makes every executive that’s turned everything bright and fun made for young girls into edgy boring teen dramas for the last ten years spontaneously combust into flames

Sometimes I forget that Community is about Jeff, like he's the Main Guy. Then I watch the show and go Fuck, Its This Guy Again. The Whole Episode Is About Him? Fuck. The Whole Show? God Fucking Damnit, Foiled Again

POP POP!

god grant me the power to do the dishes, the courage to do the dishes, and the wisdom to do the dishes

"i could fix him" yeah? well i could accept him as he is. you don't like the murder? grow up. the atrocities are part of him and ive decided they're funny

you ever take a uquiz and realize halfway through that you don’t respect the author and their opinion is useless to you

IT’S FINALLY PRIDE MONTH, TIME TO REBLOG THIS AGAIN.

Won’t lie, if I were having a rough time and the office himbos brought me mac and cheese I would be cured.