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Kate Bishop & Yelena Belova Vampire!AU

Yelena: let’s just fuck and get this over with.

Kate: wait… what?

Yelena: stupid Siri. She never understands my accent. I mean I can not wait to fucking get this over with.

Ava: you call Alexei "daddy"?

your doorstep calls my name

There, face down on her bed, wrapped in her dark purple comforter and drooling on her memory foam pillow, is a person— a blonde haired person, in smudged lipstick and what looks like a leather jacket, from the tip of the collar Kate sees peeking out from under her blanket. So Kate does the logical thing. She has a black belt in five different martial arts. She’s a state champion fencer, and a world champion archer. She takes one look at the potentially dangerous home intruder sleeping in her bed, and she does what any smart person would do. Duh. She whispers, “Oh, what the fuck,” turns around, promptly collapses on the couch in the living room, and falls asleep.

OR: Kate is a grad student at NYU. All it takes is a blonde with a habit of breaking and entering to change everything.

Natasha: Stop it. Now.

Kate, turning to Natasha: Stop what?

Natasha: Stop looking at my baby sister like you want to eat her.

Kate, grinning: Oh, but I do want to eat her.

Natasha: *fixes her with a deadly glare*