The Kat House

dacre: oh yeah absolutely, destructive is so passé dacre: oh you're just a sweetheart aren't you. i don't think i can pull off anything as good as i see mister isaac pull off his looks though but a boy can dream after all dacre: vegas of all places? people gamble too much there, too much focus on the wrong thing

kat: But yeah, it wasn’t me trying to get him back, I broke it off with him. If I wanted him back all I would have to do is answer one of the thousands of texts. kat: And why not? You have the legs for it. I think he was going for a statement, men should wear whatever they want to, and women should too. kat: Prostitution is legal in Nevada, and I don't have to burden someone else, who wouldn't get paid for it, with rebound sex.

dacre: ah well that's something i guess dacre: now aren't you too sweet, thank you. well as easy as that is, it's always fun to dress up now isn't it? even though they never wanna put men in any fun outfits dacre: well you learned from it! next time, more focus on the fun!

kat: It's better to be constructive rather than destructive, so I'm told. kat: I try to match energy, and you've been pretty sweet to me. BUT beyond being nice, it is very fun to dress up, and I can put you in touch with some designers that I work with and they are good with requests. Wear what you want, if Oscar Isaac can wear dresses you can too. kat: I did, I guess. What I need is good rebound sex, so maybe a trip to Las Vegas should be in order.

dacre: well that's the way to do it, honestly. not that i will ever say that losing weight or changing yourself for someone is how you show revenge or jealousy, if they judged a body they truly don't deserve your attention to begin with. dacre: thank you! i do try my best to dress up after all, be the apple of everyone's eye, as they say dacre: they worked good enough! i didn't get lonely a single night at least so, that's something.

kat: Oh I'd never lose weight, or gain weight, for anyone but myself, or a director making a request because they have a vision. I lost the weight because I was angry, and I used that as fuel during my workouts. Kat: Honey I think you could knock them over with a feather in underoos and a cape. Kat: I should have spent more time sight seeing, and less time doing the job and maybe I wouldn't have.

dacre: ah, jealousy. from my experience, jealousy often just works best when you don't intend to make anyone jealous, because for some reason that's when it truly just, grits away at people dacre: but i'm sure you made him jealous, you looked fine in cannes after all! dacre: aw, thank you. i do try and make it work for me most of the time. along with a dashing smile, who can say it doesn't work? dacre: ah, pick-up lines were.. said. honestly girl, i don't remember many of them now, i was kinda drunk during most of them. i might have to hope some have messaged me some.

Kat: Well I wasn't obviously trying to make him jealous, at least I don't think I was. I didn't even have a date for any of the premieres. I just wore dresses allowed for maximum boobage to be on display, without a wardrobe malfunction, and to show off that I've lost fifteen pounds since his douche canoe episode. Kat: Well thank you Dacre. I had wondered if, at least, that mission had been accomplished. You were quite pretty yourself. Kat: Oh, so that part wasn't acting, huh? Because that dashing smile shines through the screen. Kat: Well, I think it's safe to assume they were good lines.

dacre: what goal was that then? dacre: he's absolutely fine, i'm sure he's much better in bed than many of us younglings dacre: yeah it goes away, i mean, if i want it to. it's what i had to learn as an actor! sometimes the accent just... doesn't fit. dacre: they were all good in different ways, y'know, remembering the ones that want to be remembered, yeah?

Kat: I wanted to make my ex-fiancée feel stupid, and I wanted to make him jealous too, but I should have thought that part through a little more. Kat: I don't know if I would care if he wasn't, though. I mean there's always selfservice after right? Knowing I made a man like him quake would be enough. Kat: Well, yeah, I knew that part, I did mean outside of being an excellent actor. I can't picture the accent not fitting everywhere. but I am a little biased. Kat: sorry, I'm a butter fingers sometimes, I meant to ask if any pick-up lines stood out. I wasn't asking you to kiss and tell.