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Locked Tomb readers, why not give Terra Ignota a try?
You get: an unreliable narrator you’ll want to punch by page six. God, but make it neurodivergent. Assassins, also neurodivergent. A brothel where people code-dress like it’s pre-guillotine France and everyone’s gay, but gender does not exist, except it does and it’s misogyny. The character haunting the narrative? Probably Elon Musk. There's Achilles too. And toy soldiers speaking like Vietnam vets.
I promise you won’t understand a thing, but that’s part of the experience.
Please. I need someone to vent with.
sometimes a travelling party is just a sad dude who hears voices in his head, a guy with one arm who won't stop making oaths, a cranky old god, a giant mad tortoise and a severed talking head they keep in a jar
@pscentral event 47 — inspiration - Quotes from classic cinema (insp by @mikelogan)
Harrow, Gideon and Ianthe: wow this sucks I wonder what the others are doing
Least crazy Camilla Hect sideplot:
Pyrrha: had to break up two fights at work today, it was crazy
Camilla's normal Tuesday:

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they're meant to die by each other's sword why are they in a coffee shop
-abigail pent
mycroft writing his histories of 2454
john "atheist who became god and realized in that moment why he never believed in it and then for the next 10,000 years became the thing that he hated/disregarded" gaius is an underexplored topic i feel
TLT characters as Sleeping Beauty instead of sleeping myself
Harrowhark as Aurora.
Left in the woods with Fairy Jod, copes by wandering nature and talking to birds. Doesn’t know she’s a princess, proceeds to fall asleep anyway. Sparse parallels with Jesus.
Gideon as Prince Philip.
The power of true love. Gets a sword, kills a dragon, saves the princess. One of the biggest misfires of the Drearburh foster care system.
John as Merryweather.
A bit salagadoola, then bibbidi-bobbidi-boo; had an affair with Maleficent that ended in tragedy. Then one with her goons. Then Stepleton. By the third song, you start craving his death.
Camilla as Fauna.
According to Wikipedia, she gives Aurora-Harrow the gift of Song, allowing her to speak with the birds. An ally.
Ianthe as Flora.
Was supposed to give Aurora-Harrow the gift of Happiness. She didn’t.
Augustine, Mercymorn, and Gideon 2 as Maleficent’s goons.
Turned into ravens by an evil spirit, not a single happy soul in there. Occasionally engage in questionable gymnastics on the table. Not Gideon. Never Gideon.
Alecto as Maleficent.
Once a fairy, got her heart broken and swore revenge. Can turn into a dragon. Still haunts Merryweather, and mostly everybody else.
Commander Wake as Queen Ingrid (aka Philip’s mother).
Hates fairies and has a cult. Sometimes takes the shape of her husband, King Hubert, because why not.
come to terra ignota where the seven types of guys are
suit-wearers speaking latin who have been here for all of human history for definitely
women except you can't call them that bc that's a secret
humanists by which we mean olympic athletes
freud 3.0
science fiction fans but everyone hates them
the european union ft. members such as canada
east asia by which we mean specifically the salarymen. just the salarymen. they are everyone's landlords
however! secretly despite the great animosity between the seven types of Guy, their leaders are all actually united in the pre-french revolutioncore french brothel with forbidden gender and catholicism
there's also a god there but that wasn't on purpose nor does it have anything to do with the catholicism. in fact the catholicism actively doesn't help. this god is there bc the OTHER god who is only knowable by implication was like ummmm if im trying to make a friend obviously I have to have Them incarnate such that they have access to power bc that's what They're used to. this means brothel. bc world is normal
this god's most trustworthy person is the world's only serial killer who is also our narrator we get 99% of events filtered through.
also the god-by-implication proves their existence by there being a boy who makes toy story real. however he [redacted] and then we have achilles. but not like canon achilles. fanon achilles as written by a guy who canonically absolutely sucked at writing. and then got serial killed.

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JJK x RAYE: this anime may contain hope
I Hate The Way I Look Today
Click Clack Symphony
Winter Woman.
The WhatsApp Shakespeare
Lifeboat.
Skin and Bones.
I Will Overcome.
Bonus: Genesis.
Pontius Pilate, Procurator of Judea, first certified doomed yaoi in history
Other themes being, what if Satan’s just an overwhelmed babysitter? Oh, you like writing—then you shall die
Pontius Pilate, Procurator of Judea, first certified doomed yaoi in history
THE MASTER AND MARGARITA ( 2024 ) |
woland + twitter posts ( part 1/? ).
bonus :
JJK characters as Italian (and non) desserts, part 2
Yuta Okkotsu — tiramisù Everyone loves tiramisù. Big, sad eyes, he used to be the protagonist of your childhood parties. Not here. Here he’s a killing machine.
Maki Zen'in — crème brulée The waiter sets it on fire. You try it at home and end up meeting Yuji-firefighter.
Kenjaku — ice cream Comes in many flavors and colors, has been traumatizing people since 1908. Gave birth for the plan. Your grandmother remembers him from Beautiful.
Hiromi Higuruma — affogato Ice cream, but with coffee. A darker flavour. Your feed is full of him in the bathtub, grandma remembers him from Law & Order.
Master Tengen — maritozzo Evil-looking bun filled with whipped cream, uses she/they pronouns. Powerful. Eat a maritozzo today, digest it tomorrow.
Atsuya Kusakabe — strudel Strudel's everybody's safe choice. Mature and trustworthy, at some point he’ll stop sending children to death.
(part 1)

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JJK characters as song titles, but it gets progressively worse
Yuji — My Ordinary Life (The Living Tombstone)
Megumi — Moral Panic (Nothing But Thieves)
Nobara — Girl With One Eye (Florence + The Machine)
Inumaki — Don’t Speak (No Doubt)
Todo — Tiny Dancer (Tina Turner)
Kokichi aka Mechamaru — Plug In Baby (Muse)
Gojo — Because I Liked a Boy (Sabrina Carpenter)
Geto — Who Dat Boy (Tyler, The Creator)
Mei Mei — Bitch Better Have My Money (Rihanna)
Toji — I Have Nothing (Whitney Houston)
Toji's worm — Mama's Boy (Dominc Fike)
Kenjaku — Here Comes the Hotstepper (Ini Kamoze)
Sukuna — She Wolf (Shakira)
Bonus track
Itadori’s finger — Lunch (Billie Eilish)
JJK characters as italian (and non) desserts. Because why not
Itadori Yuji — bignè
Puffy, sweety thing; character development kicks him like it’s a football game. Somehow he still smiles.
Fushiguro Megumi — semifreddo
Should’ve gone down chill and quiet; midway your esophagus he twists, laughs, and summons Mahoraga.
Gojo Satoru — opera cake
Cheered, showy, costs a kidney, it’s more the name than the taste. Why try to know an opera cake? Cut in half in your fridge, he’s still grieving his pan di Spagna
Geto Suguru — pan di Spagna
Understated, adapts to anything. Used to be everyone’s moral compass, then founded a cult.
Sukuna — your grandmother’s cheesecake
No one knows the recipe, could require the souls of twenty baby chicks. Sometimes makes an offhand comment that reminds you granny was alive during fascism.
Nobara Kugisaki — your grandmother’s cheesecake 2
As mentioned, recipe is lost. Dead. Forgotten. Then pops out at your uncle’s funeral and you’re like, wtf.
Nanami Kento — sufflé
Dedicated, can be both main dish or dessert. It’s not that easy to make, I mean, you left it cooking a moment longer and bam. Explodes. (sorry)