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OH UH OKAY, BEN. IT’S NICE TO MEET YOU. I’M KARKAT. OR KAR. WHATEVER YOU WANNA CALL ME. AND YOU HAVE A NICE BLOG. HOW’RE YOU?

anemologist-deactivated20140216

a karkat. say, you’re not like a stripper or anything, are you?

i am so flattered right now, thank you. i’m good, i guess. kind of tired. what about you?

kartastrophic

FUCK NO. I CAN HARDLY KEEP MY BALANCE BY JUST STANDING ON TWO FEET LET ALONE DANCING ON A POLE. HAH. IN MY DREAMS.

YEAH, A KARKAT. I'M A HUMAN KARKAT THO AND I GO TO A BOARDING SCHOOL. THAT'S MY LAME TIMELINE.

I'M GOOD! TRYING TO FINISH UP THIS MAKE UP WORK BEFORE BREAK.

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kartastrophic

sorry this took a while, but hey! i’m john but call me ben.

welcome to my blog.

kartastrophic

OH UH OKAY, BEN. IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU. I'M KARKAT. OR KAR. WHATEVER YOU WANNA CALL ME. AND YOU HAVE A NICE BLOG. HOW'RE YOU?

arachnidace-archive-blog

May8e you’re the one who needs glasses, not me.

Especiaaaaaaaaly if you’re reading my amaaaaaaaazingly kind words as 8eing a 8itch.

kartastrophic

KIND WORDS. YES. YOUR IMMENSELY KIND WORDS. THEY TOUCH MY HEART TO A CERTAIN EXTENT. TYBV.

arachnidace-archive-blog

Oi!!!!!!!! How can you say “8itchier than I expected” if the first thing I said was 8asically “merry Christmas and have a gr8 time and what not”, huh???????? Look who’s 8eing the 8itch now, eh Vantas????????

kartastrophic

OH, YOU KNOW. PROBABLY THE WAY I READ IT. YOU JUST HAVE A BITCHY AURA COMING OFF OF YOU AT ALL TIMES. AND YEAH, I GUESS I'M KIND OF A "BITCH" BUT I MEAN I CAME OUT OF THE FUCKING WOMB LIKE THAT. I GUESS. SUP?

tenaciousgyrations

im dove late merry gristmas motherfucker

kartastrophic

WOW THANK YOU FOR THAT. I NEED A FREE BUTT TOUCH EVERY ONCE AND A WHILE, USUALLY BUTT TOUCHES ARE EXTREMELY EXPENSIVE, YOU KNOW? BUT YEAH MERRY LATE CHRISTMAS OR SOMETHING. IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU. YEAH. SUP?

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1m not 4 n3rd. r1ght?

kartastrophic

I DON'T KNOW YOU, BUT YOU'RE PROBABLY A HUGE NERD.

#ic #g4m3rcologn3

HELLO. MY NAME IS KARKAT AND I AM FRECKLED JESUS. IT'S NOT CHRISTMAS ANYMORE WHERE SOME PEOPLE ARE AND THAT MAKES ME SAD. WHAT'S YOUR NAME(S)?

#tenaciousgyrations #roaring-shipper #hon3y8l00d3d #adamantclawkind #catsanta666 #and or #catsatan666

boundtothewater-blog

She’s up all night to pet dogs I’m up all night to pet dogs We’re up all night to pet dogs We’re up all night to pet puppies

#JESUS CHRIST.#journal #text

5thdivinebeast

Calm ur tit Just one tit Leave the other one crazy and out of control That ur party tit

#journal

tokyoswhore69-deactivated201403

KARKAT SLEPT OVER LAST NIGHT AND I WOKE UP WITH HIS HAND ON MY BUTT.

kartastrophic

WHY WOULD YOU POST THIS?

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kartastrophic, & chavycaliph have joined you on the meteor

Lying on her stomach in the middle of her room with her notebook, Nepeta wrote some more on that fanfiction she’d writing for quite a while. She hummed to herself as she wrote paragraph after paragraph of fanfiction that only she knew of. She was amerced in her writing that she didn’t realize that someone had walked in.

kartastrophic

Karkat was lost. He had no idea where he was and just so happened to stumble upon a conveniently lit cave. He dragged himself into the cave, wet and grouchy. This isn't how he expected to spend his Christma-- what the fuck was that. Seeing the grey creature he backed up very quickly and kept his distance. "I don't know what language you speak but don't hurt me. I am just in here because it's fucking raining and I'm wet."

arachnidace-archive-blog

These losers

servant-of-time

kartastrophic

araneusgemmoides

started trolling arrogantGinseller [AG]

It’s Christmas, so I suppoooooooose I don’t have to 8e as much of a grouch as usual. Merry Christmas. You’re welcome. I can hear you saying “Oh wow! My very own Christmas greeting from Vriska Serket herself! *swoon*”. Like I said, you’re welcome.

kartastrophic

WELL YOU'RE BITCHIER THAN I EXPECTED YOU TO BE. I GUESS WHAT EVERYONE SAYS IS RIGHT. BUT IT'S WHATEVER, I GUESS. I'M A CLASS A DOUCHEBAG. MY NAME IS KARKAT VANTAS. BUT I'M NOT GREY. SUP?

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kartastrophic started following you

turntechgodtits

welcome aboard the holiday blog bus

kartastrophic

IT'S ALMOST NOT CHRISTMAS WHERE I AM ANYMORE. BUT YEAH MERRY CHRISTMAS OR WHATEVER THE HELL YOU CELEBRATE. WHAT'D YOU GET FOR CHRISTMAS?

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cachemia

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kartastrophic

ARE YOU OKAY.

#ic #coarctatuscachemia

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magicallyimprobable

Space boots vol 2! Need I say more? Compare with our first try. I think these turned out p. nice. Made with Cajahdus, who will henceforth walk in style.

#wardrobe

antirulebooks

maybe i am, i guess i’d probably be down for a poetry slam.

just kidding. i’m more likely than not going to end up dying of embarrassment if i even attempt rhyming and stuff! but, it always makes me happier to know that my abilities are forever better than dave’s. i’m willing to bet a dollar or two whatever you could cook up would be better than his suckish stuff too.

kartastrophic

EW. DAVE.

DON'T WORRY. I'M SURE ONE DAY YOU'LL BE ABOVE DAVE BECAUSE DAVE IS A LAME RAPPER. BUT I AM TOO. I CAN'T EVEN WRAP PRESENTS LET ALONE RAP. EVEN THOUGH THEY'RE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS.

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