everything was beautiful and nothing hurt

I need the secret reason olly and qifrey hate easthies to be that genuinely they just find him annoying and unpleasant to be around. No secret backstory, no angst—they just think he kinda sucks

cats always step precisely on your most sensitive areas when theyre crawling on you lovingly for cuddles. bladder dick ovaries boobs stomach bruise it doesnt matter. they have homing devices on their paws for the exact area you’re most tender at the moment and they put their full weight into that step. and sometimes they might keep their stance midstride so theyre just standing there forever forcing you to endure the pain. because they are simply too cute to get mad at

the bus is never going to come because im a bad person

stop drawing olruggio buff. you can make him fatter if you want but you can't give him any muscle tone, i'm putting my foot down. i wont let you closedminded migratory-slash-brained six pack fiends do this. the man is an anemic waif with zero consistency in the timing or amount of eating and sleeping he does who hunches under the weight of his own bespoke cape. and if you can't love him on those terms you don't deserve any yaoi.