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FUCK TITLES

@karklesvantas

Your name is KARKAT VANTAS, you are 7 SWEEPS OLD, and you have a variety of interests, including SHITTY CODE and SHARP FARMING EQUIPMENT. It's been a couple years since your DISASTROUS SGRUB SESSION. But you don't like to talk about that. You're currently living on EARTH in a SHITTY APARTMENT with one of your FUTURE SELVES. You CHAT a lot with a FEMALE VERSION of your best friend. Yeah, your life is pretty complicated.

1,066 posts

Sep 15, 2012

brother

YEAH? WHAT IS IT GAMZEE? I'M A BUSY TROLL WITH LOTS OF FUCKING IRONS IN THE FIRE.

#theywerealwaysme #asks

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Jul 14, 2012

the-everlasting-ash

Some Sadstuck that came to mind a few days ago.

Kind of a what if scenario I guess.

:C

also here’s a single file version on my DA

neonferriswheels

Wake up in the morning. First thing I do is get punched in the feels… ;A;

SOME QUALITY SADS OF THE EGBERT VARIETY RIGHT HERE

((I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS IDEA TO END THE GAME))

Jul 14, 2012

Karkat I think you are pro8a8ly fucked up 8eyond repair, so the fact that you think you can hold any of it 8ack is quite frankly really really amusing. I think I forget what we were talking a8out, too, 8ut who even cares a8out a little thing like continuity? I know I sure don’t!

Migraines? Oh, no, I don’t get those. See that is the gr8 thing a8out 8eing a chick who can worm her way into the minds of others; I don’t really do the whole petty headache thing. ::::)

Is that what you think happens in my head? Me constantly holding 8ack some insane urge to kill everyone? That is the most preposterous thing I have ever heard and I’ve had extensive convers8ions with the clown. Of course, you could 8e right. Why, who knows, I may 8e a hair’s 8readth away from strangling that profanity-spewing protein chute of yours!

We just don’t know.

OH FUCK YOU, I'VE BEEN TRYING TO BE BETTER ABOUT THAT.

I ONLY SAID FUCK 3 TIMES IN THAT RANT.

THE OTHER WORDS DON'T EVEN REALLY COUNT AS SWEARS. WHO THE FUCK USES ASS OR CUNT AS THEIR PRIMARY PROFANE WORD OF CHOICE?

PUSSYFOOTING FUCKHEADS THAT'S WHO.

Jul 13, 2012

==> Karkat: Just lose it.

Needless to say, you're a little bit upset at the moment.

#What am I doing

Jul 13, 2012

And now he was having some sort of mental breakdown. You think this is probably something that happens often, though you don’t usually have a front row seat to his descents into madness.

Karkat. Kaaaaaaaarkat. You’re kind of spacing out on me, here!

Really, you 8n’t even saying anything! I know nothing a8out whatever su8conscious commands you’re getting over there, 8ut you might wanna snap out of it.

YEAH, YOU KNOW, I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER WHAT WE WERE TALKING ABOUT. I WAS FAR TOO BUSY BEING CAUGHT IN A FUCKING STRANGLE HOLD BY MY OWN SUBCONSCIOUS - BECAUSE YOU KNOW, WHY THE FUCK NOT? I MEAN REALLY, IT'S NOT LIKE I COULD GET MUCH MORE FUCKED UP THAN HAVING ARGUMENTS WITH MYSELF.

YOU SHOULD TRY IT SOMETIME VRISKA. ALL THESE EXTRA VOICES IN YOUR HEAD DON'T LEAD TO EARTH-SPLITTINGLY PAINFUL MIGRAINES OR ANYTHING.

YOUR SYNAPSES PROBABLY WON'T SLOWLY SHRIVEL UP AND SLOWLY DIE WHILST CRYING OUT IN A PAINFUL CHORUS OF SCHIZOPHRENIC ANGELS WHILE YOU WRESTLE WITH THE INCESSANT NEED TO MURDER EVERYONE IN THE ROOM.

PROBABLY NOT ANYWAY.

#8TASTIC #Yeah pretty mcuh

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Jul 13, 2012

((Well that was fun

Sleep again

My job blows sometimes.

Tag me if you want me to see a post. Replies if they exist for me to do tomorrow sometime))

#8tastic #unf4z3dbyyourhum4nbluhs #ooc shit #slowly getting this blog back up and running #one step at time

Jul 13, 2012

NO, GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM THERE —

==> You suddenly realize that by acknowledging its existence you are metaphorically joining Vriska in the kicking, in fact you might as well have just taken a wrecking ball and swung it right through. Nice going, jackass.

OH AND FUCK YOU TOO.

==> If that’s what you’re into Karkat.

Don’t tell me what to do you 8n’t my roleplayer!

Oh yeah. Just decimate that fourth wall. You don’t give a shit. No one gives a shit. They never complained when you broke it before, why would they start now? Well, Karkat seems to be calling you out on it, but he is also having some kind of fight with his roleplayer.

Just settle down and stop giving each other ideas. If it 8ugs you thaaaaaaaat much I guess I can attempt to fix what is so ridiculously 8roken?

I--NO, GOD DAMNIT. EVERY ONE JUST SHUT THE HELL UP FOR A SECOND.

==> Even me, Karkles Sparkles?

YES, EVEN FUCKING YOU.

==> Go ahead and try to fix the wall, Vriska, it's pretty 8anged up though. Hey this is pretty fun. :::;)

==> HEY KARKAT WHY DON'T YOU EVER USE NUM8ERS INSTEAD OF LETTERS?

#8tastic #Yes #because you're fantastic

Jul 13, 2012

oldblogunu-blog

favorite character

right here folks

#homestuck #ooc shit #yes

Jul 13, 2012

MY MUN WOULD LIKE YOU TO KNOW THAT HE DOESN’T APPRECIATE THE SNARK. AND ALSO THAT HE WOULD LIKE YOU TO REPAIR THE CRACKS IN HIS FOURTH WALL.

He totally appreci8s the snark! Eeeeeeeeveryone appreci8s the snark! No fuck you 8oth I am going to 8r8k it now. Imagine me grinning and just kind of kicking at the fourth wall. ::::)

NO, GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM THERE --

==> You suddenly realize that by acknowledging its existence you are metaphorically joining Vriska in the kicking, in fact you might as well have just taken a wrecking ball and swung it right through. Nice going, jackass.

OH AND FUCK YOU TOO.

==> If that's what you're into Karkat.

#8tastic #you're right it is

Jul 13, 2012

hellsleepsaround

((And then I was accidentally in a massive post))

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Jul 13, 2012

OOC

There are a couple characters who I have never really interacted with before, and whom, consequentially I really have no idea how to deal with:

-Feferi

-Eridan

-Aradia

-Rose

-Equius

Like I just have no idea when it comes to those five or so.

Jul 13, 2012

((Also do I owe anyone replies?)) 

k4ng4roo-court-deactivated20150

((No, but we should RP anyways.))

((Agreeeeeed))

k4ng4roo-court-deactivated20150

((Tagging still doesn’t seem to work. :[))

((D: I just sent an ask though))

#here's looking at you terezi #unf4z3dbyyourhum4nbluhs #and you vriska #8tastic #karklesvantas

Jul 13, 2012

8tastic liked your post: ((Also do I owe anyone replies?)) 

((VRISKA THAT IS UNHELPFUL, but I do appreciate my post not getting ignored like usual))

::::D I am all kinds of helpful Vantas-mun.

MY MUN WOULD LIKE YOU TO KNOW THAT HE DOESN'T APPRECIATE THE SNARK. AND ALSO THAT HE WOULD LIKE YOU TO REPAIR THE CRACKS IN HIS FOURTH WALL.

#8TASTIC #THIS IS YOUR FAULT

Jul 13, 2012

((Also do I owe anyone replies?)) 

k4ng4roo-court-deactivated20150

((No, but we should RP anyways.))

((Agreeeeeed))

#here's looking at you terezi #unf4z3dbyyourhum4nbluhs #and you vriska #8tastic #karklesvantas

Jul 13, 2012

8tastic liked your post: ((Also do I owe anyone replies?)) 

((VRISKA THAT IS UNHELPFUL, but I do appreciate my post not getting ignored like usual))

#replies #8tastic #ooc #:P

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Jul 13, 2012

((Also do I owe anyone replies?)) 

#here's looking at you terezi #unf4z3dbyyourhum4nbluhs #and you vriska #8tastic

Jul 13, 2012

RUD3! >:[

#unf4z3dbyyourhum4nbluhs #asks #not really in character I just really wanted to use this #ooc #sorry terezi #:P

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