Charlie Kelly gender envy

It is imperative that the customer remain unaware that employees drink water, it frightens and scares them to think of an employee as having human needs

i wish there was a way to say "you're right, but this is really ineffective and even counterproductive messaging to anyone who doesn't already agree with you" without sounding like an asshole

can't wait for people to say mitm has been wokified (it was always woke)

every day it just concerns me how little compassion people have. no compassion for those living in the global south. no compassion for immigrants. no compassion for disabled ppl. no compassion for addicts. no compassion for prisoners. no compassion for children. like holy shit ...

a fic that drops you in the middle of dennis getting blown by mac, but the whole time he's just having a full-on death note style internal monologue about how to get mac to put a finger in his ass without asking mac to put a finger in his ass, all while the knowledge that he'd ideally like two fingers looms in his subconscious

somewhere out there right now a trans girl is dangling her vans high over asphalt and speeding cars below while smoking stale newports right down to the filter and writing a eulogy on a napkin that she'll throw to the wind when her discord friends dm her to play jackbox

you have your whole life ahead of you to ponder the end and said life is already too short to consider bailing early. cherish your friends & cherish your bed. don't embrace poetic solitude. stay safe gamer

i'm not dying on this hill, I'm killing you on it actually.