hashbrown karate war

i felt good about you until i didn't.

you got what you demanded.

i can't believe the way we landed.

we were fighting more than laughing.

they tried to stop me wanting you.

i was never meant to listen.

i felt good about you.

you felt nice for a bad decision.

you really got me thinking.

look at me now.

you said i wouldn't do it.

it didn't work out.

i'm not proud.

guess i'm just scared of you shooting it down.

you can talk.

you could be bad.

i wanna find out.

i feel like i could die 'cause you're not here.

it doesn't feel right.

god, i'm actually invested.

isn't it fun thinking i'm right when i'm probably wrong?

you'll be my favorite mistake.

i wish you could hold me.

why aren't you here in my bedroom?

it's hopelessly boring without you.

it's too soon to tell you "i love you."

i think i really want this. i'm not even kidding.

it didn't hurt.

i still hate the image of you kissing her.

it's all for the better.

is she prettier than she was on the internet?

are your conversations cool?

are you even interested?

i know what you are.

tell me if she takes you far.

they're just blowing smoke.

i'll say what they won't.

i know everything they don't.

i sleep alone. i'm completely fine.

you look stupid going out.

if she's got a pulse, she meets your standards.

i find your books pretentious now.

i was so impressed at your hotel.

i told the truth.

you didn't like it. you went home.

that's just the way life goes.

trust me, i know it's always about me.

as sick as it sounds, i loved you first.

i was a dick. it is what it is.

i tend to laugh whenever i'm sad.

what the hell was i doing?

do you miss us?

it felt like something holy.

i know. i'm a walking contradiction and it shows.

i've never craved someone's attention as much as yours.

here's to hoping you're worth all my time.

i let it happen.

it's the only thing that helps me sleep at night.

turn me into something tragic.

it's whatever, but i could die.

thank god that you're not seeing this.

i'll spare you from everything.

i hate when we fight.

i feel like i'm home.

that's just tough love.

i swear to god, i haven't thought of you in ages.

i heard that almost killed you.

i can't pretend that i'm sorry.

we could talk.

you had the wrong idea about me.

you were my worst time.

am i what you wanted?

i'm just so embarrassed now.

you got bored, and i felt used.

i sat and listened.

when did you slip through my fingers?

it's a normal thing to fall in love with movie stars.

the story you want is the story you get.

maybe that was the beginning of our love affair.

don't worry, i know i'll see you again.

now it all comes down to you.

i hope you're happy.

this isn't what you wanted.

i finally know better than to wait for you back there.

you're the saddest.

i swear that i'm not mad at you.

i was brave when i kissed you in london.

i burn for you.

you don't even know my name.

you could be mine tonight.

i'd give you everything.

prompts taken from netflixisajoke’s tweeted video !

strike first, strike harp, no merci.

i love my real son like not much.

now my blood is beer.

no i am not good, i am sensei.

give me 300 nose pushups.

meanwhile at small town’s one thousand other dojos,

he sells cars to tiny trees.

i love you like father even though i am only half of your fathers.

karate is not about hurting bones, it about loving bones.

—but i wish we were hugging each other.

i will never get over the one thousand, nine hundred and eighties.

johnny flipped a bird.

his car is cool and also knows karate.

kreese, my former punching professor.

you are week, i am month.

i hate cobra kyles.

let us form new place, bird tooth.

if we want win, we must trains.

turn wax on, turn wax off.

now we ready for big tuna mint.

i lose fight with stairs.

i switch side and become snake boy.

he bleeds beer.

thanks, i was almost skeleton.

i hate you, but i don’t hate you.

mixture miyagi once said, hate is just love with wrong letters.

sam and son who hates karate.

help me and i buy you huge beer.

a trophy in the shape of karate.

now are we all friends?

I LOVE to ship, anyone who follows me on hawk knows that lol. But I do have some muses who are single ship with KT ( @karatewar ) because we’ve spent a lot of time developing them and therefore are not open for romantic shipping.

Nova Parker is single ship with Lincoln Brady

Zoe Thompson is single ship with Jude Blackwell

Lawson Hall is single ship with Caroline Shaw

Mina Choi is single ship with Tristan Hale

These muses are all still open for interactions and I love platonic, familial, and antagonistic dynamics just as much.

As for some of my canon muses:

Miguel is ship exclusive with @pointkeene but I will write any other type of dynamic with other Robbys for Miguel.

Tory is ship exclusive with KTs Miguel at karatewar but I will write other types of dynamics with other Miguels.

Johnny and Tory are exclusive for @pointkeene ‘s Robby, so I won’t be writing those two with other Robbys.