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9pm on a summer day is a god tier hour on planet earth

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the most exciting thing about tumblr is when you’re reading an issue post and you have to guess if you’re supposed to agree with it or not before getting to the last comment

I'm stuck on the fact they really think that shit deserves an Emmy nomination

I AM wearing my glasses and I thought this was a screencap from Twilight

I have perfect vision and I thought this was a screencap from Twilight

reblog if youre an idiot. reblog if youre just a fucking fool.

I hate that SEPTember OCTOber NOVember and DECember aren’t the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th months.

Whoever fucked this up should be stabbed

good news!

Do you have my back like the gmail security team has my back tho?

I love this tea

u think i’m CUTE?! send me $3000

I wanted to be an astronaut when I was a kid but my parents told me the sky was the limit

me whenever i have a cold: i can’t remember the last time i could breathe out of my left nostril…it must have been 14 years ago when i was a child on the farm..life was simpler back then….. i remember the sound of the creek over by that big rock.. when papa came home from the town bearing fresh yeast for ma to make bread with, i breathed in the crisp fall air through both nostrils before heading into the kitchen, where i could smell all of our spices 

My dad just told me that when he was my age he tripped on acid a lot and every time he tripped he found the meaning of life but by the time he was sober he had forgotten it. So, he told himself that the next time he tripped he would write it down. So he tripped again, and went and wrote it down and when he woke up he was so excited to see everything that he wrote so he went and opened the notebook and all it said was “orange juice”.

you ever look back on the ppl you used to find attractive and get mad at yourself for having bad taste?

i didn’t mean to be ugly, it just sorta happened