In ur tagged/me like

hate it omg

do I focus on the long arm or shit yourself

Petition to make this into a real emoji so I can send it to my bf

i dont know what im feeling but there is a lot of it

This helped my anxiety

@prosthetical

shout out to all the black and white cats named oreo, all the orange tabbies named tiger, all the grey cats named smokey, all the black cats named shadow, and all the calico cats named patches

how could i forget the white cats named snowball, shout out to all the white cats named snowball

Make her pussy wet not her eyes.

Make his dick hard not his life

Break her bed not her heart

play with her boobs not her feelings

Get on his dick not his nerves.

always salt your pasta while boiling it 

what did this bird do

I wish i had context on this 

I don’t think the contexts helps in this case.