Me And My Rants

The Blue Army acts more like a secret police for the Blue Union. Tom in the public is just a politician, turned the unionism leader with the biggest political voice to abolished the British monarchy, and had been rallying people to petition the stepping down of the monarchy. While in the background Tom already has the British monarchy in the palm of his hands, how could they win against bio-mechanical creations made by the combined minds of Tom and Tord.

All the unionizing of bring the people together and have all of Britain become a unionized state was just so Tom could have an actual political power and title to speak with other world leaders.

All of that took about 10 (ten) years, but it was worth having the publicity and support of some other political leaders in different countries.

It was during that time when Edd realized (more like being manipulated like masses) that Tom is actually doing good for the country (no he isn’t, it’s just a way for him to have full control of everything without any revolutions happening). Edd tried convincing Matt to join him and talk to Tom again, but Matt is already in too deep of following each and every step that Tom took to become a political leader.

Matt is fully a tin hat conspiracy theorist, posting stuff on Reddit and Twitter about all the things the Blue Leader is actually doing in the background. But like Matt is right about everything he posts. All the mind controlled people, threatening the monarchy, and bio-mechanical monsters used for the Blue Leader to gain power is all real. No body believes him though.

How does Matt find out about all those? Tom had been secretly leaking stuff about his plans to Matt the entire time, know full well his generals (Kim and Katya) would be able to keep everything under-warps. Tom’s entire plan was to have Matt be fully consumed by the conspiracies and have everyone around him be questioning his sanity. It worked!

Edd had always been very big on friendship, even though animating will always be his one and only love of his life. After finding out Tom and Tord had been working together to make the world a better place, he felt inspired by them to try and do better too. Matt on the other hand had become reliant on Edd’s animations gigs as their only income. Edd finally snapped out of his lifelong obsession of animating and really looked at their state of living.

Their house was a mess; boxes of pizza was everywhere, cups of ramen noodles was just around, there’s cockroaches moving inside their walls, small rats could be seen running around, and the piles of bills they have stacked inside the mailbox.

Edd was horrified that Matt, who was always on and on about personal hygiene, and how the living space reflects oneself would leave the house in such a mess. But he soon realized why when he went into Matt’s room.

Matt didn’t look like himself anymore. Gone was the always perfectly styled hair, and meticulously ironed clothings. Matt looked like a homeless person, enough that Edd barely recognized him.

Every time that Edd had tried to get Matt to help him around the house, he would just be brushed off. Then when Edd successfully got Tom to meet with him over coffee, through an old number Tom still hasn’t gotten rid of. He told Matt about it all, wanting Matt to go with him, in hopes that seeing how their old friend is doing would snap Matt out of whatever dump he’s in. But that wasn’t what happened.

Matt had thrown things against the wall when Edd told him about the meeting, he screamed at Edd about betraying him for that dictator, and went on and on about how Tom is a fuck up psychopath who experiments on humans. Matt is right about it all, but Edd doesn’t know about any of that. Because to the masses, Tom is just an over all good guy who’s trying to change the world for the better, with no prior criminal history. Heck, Tom’s history was clean, other than the fact that his parents were abusive (which gain some sympathy for him). All the dirt on him had been buried under 6ft of concrete.

After the whole break down Matt had, and subsequently kicked Edd out of their house. Edd was pretty scared to go back, he was afraid enough to have left his animation stuff and didn’t try to get it back. He had been staying in a motel, thinking of all the things Matt had screamed at him. Maybe Matt could be right?

When Edd was finally able to have a meeting with Tom (he already knew that Edd was going to try and talk to him), he was nervous at first, it’s been around 17 (seventeen) years since he last saw Tom after all. Tom had brought Tord with him. Edd was surprised at that, expecting it to be just him and Tom. But old age had been treating the both of them well, and with the way Tom seems to soften around Tord. Edd’s entire suspicion of Tom being exactly what Matt described and hasn’t changed since The End was all wrong. His old friend had changed, not in the ways he thought. But after talking with Tom over coffee, Edd volunteered to work for Tom, and confined in him that Matt had kicked him out of the house.

Tom smiled (even though inwardly he was amused af, he didn’t think Matt would go that far) and offered a place for Edd to stay, he even hired him as his campaign manager. Explaining that they are old friends and friends help each other.

Edd is pretty much on the verge of tears, thanking Tom over and over again. While Tom on the other hand is just thinking about how he one upped Matt again, having not just Tord in the palms of his hand, but also Edd.

Matt realized his mistake all too late, after seeing the face of Edd on TV next to Tom, he vowed to actually take action against Tom’s regime.

While Tom on the other hand had been slowly working on taking the Commonwealth realm under his control, it isn’t going to be too hard, considering that he was the one to abolish the British monarchy. But it will take time to have all the elected parliament be agreed to unite together.

That should take another 10 (ten) years. But while Tom had been going to political meetings with each of the Commonwealth realm’s elected parliament, Tord in the background had been going over and meeting with each of the absolute monarchy leaders. Forcing them with pure strength into obeying him, through the orders of Blue Leader.

Now that he has the Commonwealth realm under his control and the secret backing of the absolute monarchies. Tom now holds quite a bit of political power compared to most other country leaders, and has set his eyes on having a good relationship with countries that are a theocratic republic, then talk with the one-party state leaders. It should only take around 2 (two) to 3 (three) years before Tom would have built a good relationship with them.

By now the richest people in the world would be reaching out to Tom (being the one to reach out first is not something the Blue Leader would do), trying to get to his good graces. Tom promised to provide them protection, and have been slowly giving them hints to have found a way for immortality (it’s a lie of course, but he knows how those greedy people are, he’s one of them after all). That should be enough to keep them on strings like puppets.

Next, Tom would overthrow the military junta states. Considering he can literally create super soldiers why talk to the committee of military leaders, when he can just overthrow them. The entire overthrowing process should take less than a year, but taking over them and have people of the state to trust him, it should take 5 (five).

Within those 5 (five) years, while also getting people of the overthrown states to trust him, he’ll work on all the constitutional monarchies and parliamentary republics. That should take another 5 (five) years, before Tom gain their trust (either through threats or promises of prosperity).

Tom would just make the assembly-independent republics be under his control, via brainwashing the legislature one by one. For the semi-presidential republics, he’ll just have someone planted to take over the presidential seats to have enough sway and an eye within those countries. There’s no reason to be a one and only leader of the world, Tom is content to be the one controlling most things behind the shadows (too much paperwork is not fun after all).

Presidential republics are the easiest to take over, Tom just have to make one of his super soldiers run for presidency, and have Kim and Katya over look the finer details. Any politician with the Blue Leader’s backing is automatically generated a seat as president.

And that’s how Tom took over the world!