The Turtle Guy

Where is my hoverboard

I just have to reblog this because this is LITERALLY a once in a lifetime thing and I need it on my blog. 

aRE YOU KIDDING YOU MISSED THE BEST ONE

I love Cat Shaming attempts because it’s always clear from their expressions they a) give zero fucks what you think and b) totally intend to reoffend.

why does this not have an infinite amount of notes

In which seven cats all discover the same slightly elevated flat thing and claim it as their own while pretending the other six cats don’t exist.

game of thrones

That’s a martini glass

I’m literally using it for milk and cookies does it look like I care about the finer points of debauchery

THIS IS THE BEST REFERENCED PUN IVE EVER SEEN

Was this movie even real

HOW DOES AN 80 YEAR OLD WOMAN HAVE THE SAME CARDIO AS FIT ATHLETIC MUSCLE MAN THIS SHOW MAN

a dude turned into a llama and you’re questioning why an old lady is as fit as a muscly guy 

The only thing I want in Avengers 2 is Cap picking up Thor’s hammer, totally unaware it should be impossible.

#STEVE ROGERS IS WORTHY

Yes. good.

what do you call a laughing jar of mayonnaise

what

lmayo

REBLOGGING THIS BECAUSE I GET THIS WRONG EVERY TIME