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the lobotomist after opening my head revealing my brain : this is beans inside

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My default setting is assuming people don’t want to talk to me
Same
reblog if you want more interaction w your lovely followers
Always welcome to my inbox
Reblog if
you post porn
youre into bdsm
youre into kinky shit
youre into rough fucking
your blog is nsfw
youre a dom
youre a daddy
youre a sub
youre a little
your blog will make me horny
and i will follow the shit out of you
Dom, sadist and knotty
Obedient whore
Such a good little slut

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Reblog if it is alright if I come to your blog and anonymously confess something to you.
Need some help again
So errr… Long story short.
Sarah, my friend/ex colleague, has a crush on me, we’ve made out once, and spent another two nights together (no sex).
I like hanging out with her, but I don’t have romantic feelings for her. We’re going to Napa this weekend and I don’t know if I can handle this kind of drama/pressure right now if things go south…
Maybe you need to call her up before the weekend, the sooner the better, and clear the air before you get out there.
Now how’d I’d approach it would be:
1) Call her up, exchange pleasantries
2) Double check details of the stay
3a) if she hasn’t said that she has a crush on you, ask if she does. (Hey, couples that have been together for 25+ years can receive mixed signals)
3b) If stated she has a crush on you ask if she still does.
4) If need be explain to your friend that for you it’s strictly platonic.
Sometimes things just need to be laid bare before hand. (DON’T MAKE THAT DIRTY YOU PERVS!)
The backstory was that shortly after my last broke up, about half a year ago, she hit on me and we went on a date, she was eating me out and I broke down and cried and instead she spent the night comforting me.
After that she disappeared for a while (went to la), but recent we’ve met up twice, once I ate her out to make up to her, and another time we just cuddled and talked.
Here’s the catch, she moonlights as an escort although she hates guys, and is always a little depressed at the state of things, and for me I want to help her, because I can tell how unhappy she is, but I also don’t want to be actually involved…
Ok then, could you just have NSA fun and be there for her? No real involvement, just blowing off steam kinda thing?
Tips for faceslapping women
- Find her tolerance limit: First hit her softly and then gradually increase the force of each slap if you see she can take it. - Always make her close her mouth before the slap to avoid her teeth cutting inside her mouth during the slap. - Always hit her in the jaw. Never close to the ear (audition loss hazard), nose (bleeding nose harzard) or eyes. Any hit above the cheekbone (around the eye) will give her a black eye. - If you wanna slap her hard in one cheek, then is useful to support her other cheek with your other hand. This is done to avoid a strong “whiplash effect” on her head. -Avoid slapping her as a punishment/discipline. She has a fatty butt and some sensitive thighs that can be used for that purpose. Those are much safer to hit than her face. Use them. - Never slap her with anger.
A good slap puts a naughty girl immediately in her place. It makes her shut up immediately so it’s really effective against a back-talking girl. Normally it brings instant tears of submission. But it can be a severe tool, so it must be used with care.
Remember: Women are delicate beings and they are easy to break. Better play with your toys without breaking them… so you can keep on playing!
Cheers
;-)
Javier
Boost. This is actually a pretty good primer on slapping, something one doesn’t often see addressed.
Signal boost
Important
I have reason to believe that someone is going around into other people’s accounts and sending them messages on IM with fake links.
This happened to me just now. I thought it was suspicious after seeing the tinyurl link, but I clicked it anyway and it brought me here:
Whatever you do, DO NOT LOG IN. Take a closer look at the URL at the top.
This is a scam. It’s a website made to look like tumblr’s home page, and it will steal your information and hack you right out of your account.
My guess is that this has already happened to tumblr user @turntableking and their account is being used to drag more people in.
Please be careful!
just got this and was like no
Shit! I FUCKING LOGGED IN!!! 😡😡😡😖😖😖😭😭😭 I DON’T WANNA START OVER!!!
Damn it! I knew I should have reblogged it! Then you would’ve seen it.
It’s ok love I changed my password so they won’t get in.
Just Got One, dont click it
itsover goodbye guys i fucked up
mee too I got it from someone called fandomthingsask
Keep your eyes peeled guys!
Guys, change the password now!!!!
Damn it!! I just put my shit in!
Yes, I feel for the sane shit
Okay so, I may have fallen for this trick lol, but if you’ve fallen for this trick too, PLEASE CHANGE YOUR PASSWORD IMMEDIATELY! (That’s what I did)
Stay safe everyone!
I had to change my password and it was a nightmare. PLEASE don’t click it
This is horrible spread the word be safe and don’t click on the link!!!!
Holy crap
Don’t click on any suspicious links, even if you know it’s probably bad and want to warn other people. Ignore the link and make a post about it.
Don’t just ignore it - Press ‘’Looks suspicious? Mark as spam’’ button in the chat, so Tumblr’s gonna take a move agaisnt.
Even better.
Reblogging. I personally never got one of those, but someone else might.
don’t like this ACTUALLY REBLOG IT OKAY

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Id love to tie someone to this bed for the next few days
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I greeted him at the door on 4" heels, a high ponytail, and a satin apron.
He pushed me into my apartment with hungry kisses and desperate gropes.
I peeled back the layers of a long day at work: briefcase with a thud by the door and the friction of his belt through each belt loop. The buckle jingling as it fell to the floor.
He bent me over the table and thrust himself against my back and ass before unzipping and revealing his excitement to me. I ran the stiletto heel up his inseam while using the mental map of his body to guide my hands to revisit my treasure.
His mouth and hands raced to discover every spot that would make me gasp or moan. I cocked my head and squirmed in the shadow of his stature. The high ponytail danced against my skin.
He grasped my long brown tresses at the tip and recalled all the photos and videos in his wank bank of arched backs and bent necks.
He yanked so hard that he herniated C5-6. During the surgery for my artificial disc replacement, my surgeon found a bone shard 3mm from my spinal cord.
The man who whispered in my ear of how i was “marriage material” moved to Toronto 2 weeks after he damn near made me into a quadriplegic. He closed on a house the day of my surgery.
To this day, I jump when someone puts their hands near my head. My ears ring constantly. And every time I see one of you all post a photo of someone having their hair pulled, I think about all the pain one dumb, badly-executed move caused me.
1. Get consent. 2. Give warning. 3. Grab slowly and smoothly at the roots 4. Movement comes from the wrist (minimizes chance of injury to directional force) 5. If need be, let the person with the hair being pulled hold on to your wrist to either limit your movement or as a failsafe. 6. Over time develop trust with your partner to dial up neck extension, force, or speed.
All that and the fucker never even gave me a single orgasm.
Too important not to reblog
I am so sorry for what you experienced @ifitpleasuresme. Thank you for sharing this wake-up call.
Signal boost. If you go charging into a scene thinking you can act like they act in those gonzo BDSM porn loops, you’re a fool. Always keep the Safe in Safe, Sane, and Consensual. If you are not absolutely sure of what you’re doing in a scene, don’t fucking do it.

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If you are horny, and in the North Texas area, reblog!
So horny…
Always