Theory Trash Bin

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I’ve heard tell that a coven has formed.

That news alone concerns me. However my closest allies have informed me that some of you have betrayed your oaths to the cult.

It goes without saying that we shall conduct no business with any debased and diseased coven. And yet I hear that some of you are double dealing.

This will not be tolerated.

Take this torch.

We will purge this evil from within us and then we will burn this coven’s pillow fort to the ground.

We’ve done it.

We’ve purged every trace of that disgusting coven from this land.

And what better way to celebrate after a long hard day of snacking and purging than...

A pool party.

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Be sure to grab a mouthful of snacks before you do. And remember.

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I’ve heard tell that a coven has formed.

That news alone concerns me. However my closest allies have informed me that some of you have betrayed your oaths to the cult.

It goes without saying that we shall conduct no business with any debased and diseased coven. And yet I hear that some of you are double dealing.

This will not be tolerated.

Take this torch.

We will purge this evil from within us and then we will burn this coven’s pillow fort to the ground.

We’ve done it.

We’ve purged every trace of that disgusting coven from this land.

And what better way to celebrate after a long hard day of snacking and purging than...

A pool party.

Reblog to jump on in.

Be sure to grab a mouthful of snacks before you do. And remember.

Reblog to join.

Reblog to drink.

Reblog to join.

Reblog to join.

-Party pooper.

-Stuffy old dude who’s a real stickler for THE LAW.

-Angry little elf.

-Thinks the server violated THE LAW.

-Probably has a very specific sense of humor that only involves law puns.

-Probably wears a shit ton of tweed.

-Lowkey probably married his lawbook.

-Only person to actively drive under the speed limit.

-Righteously prosecutes jaywalkers and other “miscreants”.

Add on if you wish to. Had way too much fun with these.

- 9 out of 10 “parties” serve ALCOHOL to UNDERAGE IMPRESSIONABLE children and are hence ILLEGAL! I would NEVER be caught at such a “party”

- THE LAW exists for a REASON

- I am not, nor have I ever seen, an “elf”

- The server was reported to be involved with large amounts of ILLEGAL EGG SMUGGLING

- Puns are the HIGHEST for of comedy embraced by the likes of SHAKESPEARE. They really cause me to SHAKE with laughter 😀

- Tweed is a very COST EFFECTIVE MATERIAL

- WHEN and WHO I marry is none of your business and your insutation is close to SEXUAL HARASSMENT

- SORRY I LIKE TO BE SAFE