1 + 1 = 3

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

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The use of the princess bride implies that they’re both windex

it also implies that op developed immunity to windex

Happy pride to the op with immunity to windex

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It’s fascinating hearing how other people think. My dad says he has to think of a full sentence word for word before he says it whereas I don’t know what I’m gonna say until I’ve already said it.

I think in full sentences but they’re usually entirely separate from what I’m saying, I also have no idea what I’m going say until I’m saying it

My steak is bone dry and the lobster have never seen butter

Lad you are not right lad

when u see a mutual u haven't seen in ages in ur notifs like omg I've pleased you again never leave me

i might not be your funniest mutuals but I am also not your smartest mutual

what the fuck is going on