could use some sanity.

Maurice

Maurice

Maurice

Maurice

I'm begging of you, please don't take my man

Anemic bitches RISE!!! But not too fast

What if you posted your boobs on here and it got 0 notes

call me Brussels Sprouts the way I got the bitterness bred out of me

the joke is Brussels Sprouts used to be much more bitter until farmers in the 90's discovered what chemical property in Brussels Sprouts was making them so bitter, and selectively bred them over generations to be tastier, which is why you should try eating Brussels Sprouts again if you haven't had them since you were a kid, especially if you've never had them roasted in olive oil, salt, red pepper flakes, maybe a little honey or balsamic vinegar, distributed evenly on a pan at a very high temperature, and also breeding kink

Incineroar

I wish my cat had a phone so I could text him while I’m at work and tell him I love him and I miss him and he could send back blurry pictures of random things, incomprehensible gibber texts, and audio recordings of his crinkle ball

now theyre going to bed and my stomach is sick but she’s touching his chest now, he takes off her dress now, two trucks having

NOW