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I admire animals that eat grass, their food is also their bed… I wanna sleep on pancakes

i love when my friends are in my home like FUck yah! can i get u a beverage!!! 

hello 911? hi yeah omg sorry i know it’s late and this is probably so annoying like i hell don’t wanna bother you haha, like i know you’re probs mad at me, are you mad at me? actually don’t answer that it’s okay haha. omg this is so stupid like i sound like such a crybaby right now, like for real i’m listening to myself talk and i’m like “aaahh you’re so embarrassing!!” haha like … omg haha i’m so… anyway. what was i saying? oh right. so i was just stabbed in the chest and

also la lot of lesbians have dated men in the past so :^^^^^^)

Don’t forget polysexual girls!

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