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they call me man boy the girl boy girl man

June 1st is TOMORROW. It means that GAY PEOPLE will exist, but only for ONE MONTH. Do not forget to buy your tickets to see them NOW, or else you will have to wait AN ENTIRE YEAR to be able to meet them AGAIN.

you people will make anybody a daddy dom it’s so scary

Some of you may not want to hear this, but sometimes autism accommodation means giving that socially awkward person who said something that came off as passive aggressive or uncomfortable the benefit of the doubt. Not everyone is capable of reading social rules and cues effectively, I thought this was autism 101.

This pride month I need every aromantic to get more annoying about being aromantic

man pride month and the like button still doesn't display the aroace flag and only the aromantic and asexual ones

scientists are trying to discover something harder than getting out of bed to go to work in the morning. and dont make a fucking penis joke ok they already checked everyone’s dick and it doesn’t even come close

this lettuce smells like dog

you bought dog lettuce