they should invent friends for people in their twenties

If your nose is currently unblocked and not runny, take a moment to appreciate it. Wow look at you breathing in with both nostrils and not having to blow your nose every two minutes! You must be so proud of yourself! I’m proud of you too bud, have fun with your clear nose, you deserve it.

ngl i feel bad for all these other ghost hunters talking about orbs and bad energy getting their asses kicked by two guys, one of whom doesn't even believe in ghosts while the other doesn't even WANT to see a ghost by the time he has to investigate, whose most solid piece of evidence is a ghost saying "apple tater" and an attic dj talking about spinning discs for money