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Night shift begins.

Hour one? Normal.

Hour two? Suspiciously quiet.

Then a call comes in; an accident up 279. Motorcycle vs whatever. The rider is unidentifiable; a mess of ripped clothes, blood, broken bones, and open wounds.

The rider wasn’t wearing a helmet.

The ED holds its breath, hoping and praying it’s a coincidence.

As the ambulance is arriving paramedics are still cutting away the last articles of clothing. That’s when Abbot sees it, as the blood soaked undershirt is peeled away.

A tattoo.

I want a Batman that’s just actually off his rocker. A movie where we never see his side of things, just the aftermath of the shit he gets up to. Glimpses in the shadows, never a full body shot, the audience doesn’t even know what the fucker looks like. People being genuinely piss-themselves-afraid. Not just the criminals, everyone.

And pair that with primary colors, “the trunks make me more approachable”, puppy of a Superman.

Ok I know what you’re probably thinking. “But OP! Samael is Lucifer’s pre fall name and Neil already confirmed that Crowley isn’t Lucifer!” Hear me out for a minute here.

Neil has no problem with mixing up roles. We’ve seen it quite a few times where the roles and names are delegated differently. For example, Crowley is the Serpent when typically that is the role given to Satan.

Neil also has already done the whole Samael=Lucifer thing so I doubt he’d follow the same path again even if it is the way the Bible tells it. In Good Omens I believe that Lucifer was actually the angel name as he is only referred to as such in a pre-fall context: “Lucifer and the guys” and anything post-fall is always Satan or The Devil.

Samael means venom of god so the whole snake thing makes a lot of sense. Samael is also considered the destroyer, and who is given the job of punishing Job (another role that Satan typically takes)? Oh yeah, Crawley. Hmm.

The only other Loki from the poster we haven’t seen in the show yet (back in the TVA jumpsuit) has been in a trailer. So like where is this guy? There’s no way the shadows from episode 2 were him, this is a whole redesign why would they just use it in silhouette?

I noticed something about his eyes in season 2. In the scene of the confession, Crowley’s eyes stay relatively the same level of snake as they usually are. Even up till when he starts crying.

Is this an over site? (Which I doubt because this show is insane about little details like this). Or was Crowley just that sure everything would be ok? He wasn’t even worried that something could possible go wrong because Aziraphale loves him, right?

What if it’s a ploy to get him back to Heaven for punishment.