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"Wait, Montreal isn't in Spain?"

"The Sheep Detectives" is like Disney threw "Babe" and "The Lion King" in a blender and made a delicious smoothie of nostalgia I cried and I'm not sorry.

"I Brennan Lee Mulligan'd myself."

Ryan Blaney is the Nathan Fillion of NASCAR. Fite me.

"Either she's gonna have to go back to therapy or maybe I'm just an asshole."

"tumblr took its pants off and I'm okay with it."

"My mother would be so proud of me."

"Chainsaws and ladders is where I draw the line. I will stack wheelie chairs and tables in ways that would make your tummy hurt just to change a light bulb, but I'm not THAT stupid."

Spider-Noir, S1E05, 02:44

"Ty Gibbs looks like he'd be a good professional Tag player."

"My mouth is saying stoned things but my brain doesn't have the weed to back it up. Which means I don't have an excuse."

"I feel naughty when I cut bacon with scissors."