"Some people's motivator is 'work harder so I can play better.' My motivator is 'play better so I don't have to work harder.'"
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"What did I get for the last race? Stickers."
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"Some people's motivator is 'work harder so I can play better.' My motivator is 'play better so I don't have to work harder.'"
Carson Hocevar is more NextGen NASCAR than the ride he drives.
"What did I get for the last race? Stickers."

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"Okay, there is a weird overlap between gay dudes, guys who went to seminary school, and people who yell 'DOWNSHIFT' while plopping ccake batter into a pan and I'm not sure what it is yet."
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"And he's just so much cooler than me. He's wearing skinny jeans and holding a bowl full of cake batter."
"Wait, Montreal isn't in Spain?"
"The Sheep Detectives" is like Disney threw "Babe" and "The Lion King" in a blender and made a delicious smoothie of nostalgia I cried and I'm not sorry.
"I Brennan Lee Mulligan'd myself."

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Ryan Blaney is the Nathan Fillion of NASCAR. Fite me.
"Either she's gonna have to go back to therapy or maybe I'm just an asshole."
Himbo: (reading a prompt from a board game): Which popstar are you convinced is an industry plant?
Me: The second Avril Lavigne!
Himbo: Goddammit.
"tumblr took its pants off and I'm okay with it."
"My mother would be so proud of me."

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"I grew up as the youngest kid on the block."
Me: Don't you have a younger sister?
"Yeah, but she didn't hang out with us."
"Chainsaws and ladders is where I draw the line. I will stack wheelie chairs and tables in ways that would make your tummy hurt just to change a light bulb, but I'm not THAT stupid."
Spider-Noir, S1E05, 02:44
"Ty Gibbs looks like he'd be a good professional Tag player."
Someone who listened to something Himbo said: Wait, *what's* the difference between dick and soda?!
Himbo (with absolutely no forethought): I don't choke on soda.

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"My mouth is saying stoned things but my brain doesn't have the weed to back it up. Which means I don't have an excuse."
"I'm Ozempic."
"And I'm a PC."
the fucking nostalgia bait