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He doesn't know the difference between Gonzo and Geraldo Rivera and, frankly, it might not matter.

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"I've kicked enough hamsters - ON ACCIDENT AND I FELT BAD EVERY TIME MIND YOU - to know that that's how my brain feels."

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Master of the Universe (2026) - 01:50:13

...maybe

If it's in there it's really buried in the mix, but I swear I can hear the second, higher-pitched peak in there.

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Himbo: SOIWRKDACRDY!

Me: You wanna try that again?

Himbo: Yes, please. (clears throat) So I was working on this car today--

Me: HOLY SHIT DID YOU TRY TO SAY ALL THE WORDS AT ONCE!?

Himbo: ...yes.

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"I didn't know I was legally allowed to make that choice. I have never in my life ever put a piece of bread that was too long for the toaster. It never even occurred to me that I could flip it around."

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Himbo put a bowl of ice in front of a fan. I was listening to music while canning pickles, turned around, and...

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"Some people's motivator is 'work harder so I can play better.' My motivator is 'play better so I don't have to work harder.'"

Carson Hocevar is more NextGen NASCAR than the ride he drives.

"What did I get for the last race? Stickers."

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"Okay, there is a weird overlap between gay dudes, guys who went to seminary school, and people who yell 'DOWNSHIFT' while plopping ccake batter into a pan and I'm not sure what it is yet."

also

"And he's just so much cooler than me. He's wearing skinny jeans and holding a bowl full of cake batter."

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"Wait, Montreal isn't in Spain?"

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"The Sheep Detectives" is like Disney threw "Babe" and "The Lion King" in a blender and made a delicious smoothie of nostalgia I cried and I'm not sorry.

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"I Brennan Lee Mulligan'd myself."

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Ryan Blaney is the Nathan Fillion of NASCAR. Fite me.

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"Either she's gonna have to go back to therapy or maybe I'm just an asshole."

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Himbo: (reading a prompt from a board game): Which popstar are you convinced is an industry plant?

Me: The second Avril Lavigne!

Himbo: Goddammit.

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"tumblr took its pants off and I'm okay with it."

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"My mother would be so proud of me."

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"I grew up as the youngest kid on the block."

Me: Don't you have a younger sister?

"Yeah, but she didn't hang out with us."

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