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Grand Island Iced Tea

Three shots of whatever liquors you don't care about that you have in your cabinet and a splash of Coke Zero.

#nebraska #Grand Island #long island iced tea #shitty cocktails #redneck shit

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Clockwise from bottom left:

Bruce: He's the dark (k)night version of your Standard Issue Cat, and his meow is as gravelly as Christian Bale shout-whispering "I'm Batman".

Janet: In the last 48 hours, she's ended up in so many places that make me say "Dammit". I have no idea where she is right now.

Diesel: Came out of the foster care carrier all swagger and purring like an engine. Muscle of the group. Humane Society shaved a notch in his rump so I could tell him apart from his twin. He's still bitter.

Pipes: He rarely speaks up; when he does, he roars. Them pipes are loud. Up to you whether I'm referencing Harley Davidson or Phantom of the Opera here.

#kittens #foster cats #foster kittens #adopt don't shop #fur babies #the dark knight #christian bale #batman #rocky horror picture show #damn it Janet #susan sarandon #diesel #loud pipes #phantom of the opera #these tags are a mess

wolfythewitch

Saw a tweet about mamdani solving the astrophage crisis and now im just imagining them sending mamdani to space

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This came to me at 3pm in the afternoon

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I swear I read this as "Mamdani solves the apostrophe crisis" like four times and I've SEEN Project Hail Mary it's just...

I truly believed Mamdani had made resolved to include Bob's Guide to Apostrophe Usage in all NYC schools.

#project hail mary #apostrophe #zohran mamdani #mayor mamdani #dsa #I read that wrong

He doesn't know the difference between Gonzo and Geraldo Rivera and, frankly, it might not matter.

#my himbo boyfriend #himbo

"I've kicked enough hamsters - ON ACCIDENT AND I FELT BAD EVERY TIME MIND YOU - to know that that's how my brain feels."

#my himbo boyfriend #himbo #himbo quotes #adhd

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Master of the Universe (2026) - 01:50:13

...maybe

If it's in there it's really buried in the mix, but I swear I can hear the second, higher-pitched peak in there.

#wilhelm scream #he man movie #masters of the universe

Himbo: SOIWRKDACRDY!

Me: You wanna try that again?

Himbo: Yes, please. (clears throat) So I was working on this car today--

Me: HOLY SHIT DID YOU TRY TO SAY ALL THE WORDS AT ONCE!?

Himbo: ...yes.

#my himbo boyfriend #himbo #himbo quotes #stoner thoughts #all the words

"I didn't know I was legally allowed to make that choice. I have never in my life ever put a piece of bread that was too long for the toaster. It never even occurred to me that I could flip it around."

#my himbo boyfriend #himbo #himbo quotes #stoner thoughts #today he learned #toast

Himbo put a bowl of ice in front of a fan. I was listening to music while canning pickles, turned around, and...

#my himbo boyfriend #himbo #it's so hot #climate change #the upcoming water wars #tool band #absolute cinema

"Some people's motivator is 'work harder so I can play better.' My motivator is 'play better so I don't have to work harder.'"

Carson Hocevar is more NextGen NASCAR than the ride he drives.

"What did I get for the last race? Stickers."

#NASCAR #Carson Hocevar #twitch #hey chat #hurricane Hocevar #nascar 77 #twitch streamer

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"Okay, there is a weird overlap between gay dudes, guys who went to seminary school, and people who yell 'DOWNSHIFT' while plopping ccake batter into a pan and I'm not sure what it is yet."

also

"And he's just so much cooler than me. He's wearing skinny jeans and holding a bowl full of cake batter."

#my himbo boyfriend #himbo #himbo quotes #stoner thoughts #dyllan hollis

"Wait, Montreal isn't in Spain?"

#my himbo boyfriend #himbo #himbo quotes #stoner thoughts #Montreal #spain

"The Sheep Detectives" is like Disney threw "Babe" and "The Lion King" in a blender and made a delicious smoothie of nostalgia I cried and I'm not sorry.

#the sheep detectives #the lion king #babe the movie #that'll do sheep #I would like more of this please

"I Brennan Lee Mulligan'd myself."

#my himbo boyfriend #himbo #himbo quotes #stoner thoughts #bleem #brennan lee mulligan

Ryan Blaney is the Nathan Fillion of NASCAR. Fite me.

#ryan blaney #nascar #nathan fillion #the Undercovers #this show is such 90s bullshit but #my point still stands

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"Either she's gonna have to go back to therapy or maybe I'm just an asshole."

#my himbo boyfriend #himbo #himbo quotes #stoner thoughts

Himbo: (reading a prompt from a board game): Which popstar are you convinced is an industry plant?

Me: The second Avril Lavigne!

Himbo: Goddammit.

#my himbo boyfriend #himbo #himbo quotes #stoner thoughts #avril lavigne #conspiracy #Avril Lavigne conspiracy #the other one

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