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"Some.people's motivator is 'work harder so I can play better.' My motivator is 'play better so I don't have to work harder.'"

Carson Hocevar is more NextGen NASCAR than the ride he drives.

"What did I get for the last race? Stickers."

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"Okay, there is a weird overlap between gay dudes, guys who went to seminary school, and people who yell 'DOWNSHIFT' while plopping ccake batter into a pan and I'm not sure what it is yet."

also

"And he's just so much cooler than me. He's wearing skinny jeans and holding a bowl full of cake batter."

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"Wait, Montreal isn't in Spain?"

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"The Sheep Detectives" is like Disney threw "Babe" and "The Lion King" in a blender and made a delicious smoothie of nostalgia I cried and I'm not sorry.

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"I Brennan Lee Mulligan'd myself."

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Ryan Blaney is the Nathan Fillion of NASCAR. Fite me.

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"Either she's gonna have to go back to therapy or maybe I'm just an asshole."

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Himbo: (reading a prompt from a board game): Which popstar are you convinced is an industry plant?

Me: The second Avril Lavigne!

Himbo: Goddammit.

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"tumblr took its pants off and I'm okay with it."

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"My mother would be so proud of me."

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"I grew up as the youngest kid on the block."

Me: Don't you have a younger sister?

"Yeah, but she didn't hang out with us."

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"Chainsaws and ladders is where I draw the line. I will stack wheelie chairs and tables in ways that would make your tummy hurt just to change a light bulb, but I'm not THAT stupid."

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Spider-Noir, S1E05, 02:44

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"Ty Gibbs looks like he'd be a good professional Tag player."

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Someone who listened to something Himbo said: Wait, *what's* the difference between dick and soda?!

Himbo (with absolutely no forethought): I don't choke on soda.

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"My mouth is saying stoned things but my brain doesn't have the weed to back it up. Which means I don't have an excuse."

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"I'm Ozempic."

"And I'm a PC."

the fucking nostalgia bait

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