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sometimes I wonder how we all survive and then I look at my best friends and I go “oh, I survive because I don’t want to leave you yet” and it makes sense. life is so hard a lot of the time, but I want one more bowl of pasta with you.

what if we just started giving Sweden the UK treatment

you'll never get pregnant with a vampire. they have to ask before they can come inside

It’s possible that in the future everyone will be vegan and we’ll think of eating meat as a barbaric relic of the past.

should i fuck you stupid or make you stupid and then fuck you?

yes

bro i just want his dick to get hard every time he thinks of me, is that too much to ask for?

Put a knife on my throat and tell me I am yours

i love leaving hickeys that are just a little too high to cover easily so they end up walking around with everyone knowing exactly what i did to them last night

Reblog to have something lgbt happen to you this summer

and just when you think you’ve hit rock bottom, you want to fuck a blonde guy

it’s the fate of all blonde men to die a gruesome peculiar hamster-like death