like we're made of starlight

Lev: LOL I would for sure need an origin story, yeah. A catalyst. But I also don't want to wish for one because those are almost always sad, you know? I can TOTAL handle cheese. My go-to answer is the original Star Trek series, I can't get enough LOL the episodic stories are all so basic and the acting was a little awkward and there were so many silences! And cameras snapping around! And the special effects! I don't know, I love it, oops. What about you, what's your cheesy pleasure?

Lev: We should, for sure!! I think we could trial run with the Ravenclaws, maybe? And then if that goes well, we could start making it a thing and inviting people from all Houses that would be interested!

Kally: Now I'm wondering if I can think of a single non-tragic origin story and I'm struggling??? Maybe the weird Arrow version of Oliver Queen? There was sadness in there but it was mostly him like, surviving a shipwreck and coming back with a new purpose? Hmmmm, maybe the early seasons of Smallville with the freak of the week? Not because they're bad but I THINK THEY'RE BETTER THAN THE OVERARCHING STORIES THAT CAME LATER.

Link: If it's not scary, it's not revolutionary! And we start with some of my favorite BuzzTube happy lifestyle videos - we've got some tutorials to watch and follow, girl! I promise I'll make it as painless as possible.

Noa: I mean... we could change that.

Link: Not a crime, but DEFINITELY a shame. You're young, pretty, smart, and hilarious - you deserve better than being nervous most of the time. That's it, I'm officially dragging you on a "The Power of Positive Thinking" journey.

Lev: It's NOT quite the same but I'd have to be a dummy not to realize that we basically have super powers! I've always wanted super powers lol non-surprisingly; I just also would've preferred to be the guy in the chair because I wasn't sure I'd be heroic if I had powers. I thought I'd be kind of incompetent and bumbling and blah. And ahhh a cheesy show, I feel that. I myself can only handle a certain amount of cheese. I bet if you'd watched the original you'd like it more for the nostalgia value.

Lev: LMAO me?! Duke Roger's heir apparent sneakily draining people of life with his Gift is the PERFECT size scale murder mystery dinner idea omfg! I would love to get invited to one of those. Or plan one even!

Kally: I bet you could be a hero if the opportunity presented itself where you had to be! But the way you're thinking right now makes it seem like you'd need some sort of catalyst, and it's okay to not be a self-starter hero. Ooooh, so you CAN handle cheese then. What's your cheesy pleasure? I need to know!

Ruby: I had no idea about oranges! Guess it really goes to show that there really is such a thing as too much of a good thing!

Ruby: Um.. that doesn't sound nice at all...

Kally: It does! It makes me think three times about the amount of orange juice I consume now. Are my cramps really period cramps or are they orange juice cramps instead?

Noa: Really? Because you asking about his dick totally sends the opposite message. I mean, idk why his when there's obviously better ones out there, but to each their own I guess.

Tommy: I know that NOW, but it would still be sort of cool to try. Do you think magic works in space? I mean, there are probably more. But of course I do! You know how Lily is and my dad's bloody brilliant, if anything it outweighs the muggle population a little bit.

Tommy: Ya! Woah cool, I've always wanted to live in outer space! Except I found out you can't high five stars and that's still kind of a bummer. I think all people are super creative, but Muggles should get a lot of credit since they don't even know what they don't know and still dream so big. But the most creative people I know, Lily and my dad are magical, so it's nearly even lol!

Lev: I always wished I could be a computer hacker tbh. Like the guy in the show or the movies who sits in a computer room and gets sneaky info from the net to their team via headsets? I always wanted that to be me but it turns out I'm not good enough with computers LOL. I've never watched Fuller House tbh but if you ask me, I'd guess it was a control group to see if people prefer remakes/reboots/sequels to original content nowadays.

Lev: GASP! An escape room where you have to get out of the ship before the Empire blows it up would be gold but I'm not going to lie and say that a medieval knight affair doesn't sound LIT AF. Instead of an escape room though for some reason I'm picturing a Tamora Pierce themed murder mystery dinner LOL.

Kally: Awww! Well, that's okay, you got magic to make up for it? I know it's not quite the same but most people that aren't afraid of it seem to think it's a pretty cool perk :p I've seen clips of it. It's cute I guess, but too cheesy for me to handle. Maybe I'd like it better if I'd seen all of the original?

Link: That's different, America's stupid! Are you always such a pessimist? Methinks I have to drag you on a "The Power of Positive Thinking" journey.

Ruby: Oh my gosh probably! I wouldn't put it past people to make it mean something like that. And how are we supposed to keep up with all of these supposed meanings to fruits? I thought they were just good for you!!

Kally: And some of them aren't even that good for you, apparently! Like, too many oranges give you cramps, and I know it's a veggie but carrots can turn your skin orange!

Noa: Oh, yeah. All the time.

Noa: Mine's bigger, in case you were wondering.

Cassidy: Pseudonyms. An interesting theory.

Link: Oh sweetie, you're so so SO cute, I could just eat you up. You don't think we'd have Gani on camera to try to convert people, do you? Her viewpoints are GOLD because they're extreme and laughable and will inspire a slew of antis. People love to laugh at bigots, it's a thing! Especially in this day and age!

Lev: True! The 'Crownflix is quietly compiling data on all of us to use later' conspiracy is easier to believe because after all, it's a secret, we're not supposed to know :-P And OOOOHHHHH I hope that isn't insensitive because it sounds like a crazy amount of fun! And I bet some of our VK classmates would like the idea so it's probably safe? It would be so neat, just to give us a different motivation, you know? And I love me some character work lol. And omfg YES you're right and you should say it! I bet in five years there'll be a new Pokemon Go and it'll be perfect ngl. The demand is too high for them NOT to do it.

Kally: If I were a computer hacker I think the first thing I'd want to do is hack into the Crownflix data and see what they're hiding. I bet no one really likes Fuller House. I bet they just are making it to brainwash us all!

Noa: Oh yeah. We send dick pics on the reg.

Kally: Wow, that's definitely a big step up since last time we talked!

Kally: Oh... because you're Noa. Oops!