I want something else

Evie: And why would I take offense? I didn't create the Isle, it wasn't my idea to put all the villains there. I just happened to be born there. But really? You can't cook? How do you not pick up a thing or two with a dad like yours exactly? I thought he was some kind of master chef.

Hoku: Um... probs? You have fairy haces and your head hair isn't soft and fun to play with and you're like, too tall and might hit ceilings and your fingers are big so playing the electric ukulele would be hard? So ya I totes stand by the peeing standing up thing!

Kally: I bet you could be a hero if the opportunity presented itself where you had to be! But the way you're thinking right now makes it seem like you'd need some sort of catalyst, and it's okay to not be a self-starter hero. Ooooh, so you CAN handle cheese then. What's your cheesy pleasure? I need to know!

Kally: We should do it then! Plan one, I mean. We could just convince the elves to bring dinner to Ravenclaw tower that night, unless you think people from other houses would want to be in on it too?

Lev: LOL I would for sure need an origin story, yeah. A catalyst. But I also don't want to wish for one because those are almost always sad, you know? I can TOTAL handle cheese. My go-to answer is the original Star Trek series, I can't get enough LOL the episodic stories are all so basic and the acting was a little awkward and there were so many silences! And cameras snapping around! And the special effects! I don't know, I love it, oops. What about you, what's your cheesy pleasure?

Hoku: IDK, I mean I guess all girls have like wondered what it would be like to be a boy? Peeing standing up seems like, super convenient. And is it true you guys don't even use toilet paper, you just like, shake it off and go?

Evie: Nothing to be embarrassed about! Some people know how to really play up the scary. I mean, if I hadn't grown up on the Isle, I would probably be afraid of ever going just because of some of the things that are said about it. It's never any trouble, trust me. I like cooking and cleaning and all of that, I'm good at it. Granted making tea isn't cooking but close enough.

Kally: Awww! Well, that's okay, you got magic to make up for it? I know it's not quite the same but most people that aren't afraid of it seem to think it's a pretty cool perk :p I've seen clips of it. It's cute I guess, but too cheesy for me to handle. Maybe I'd like it better if I'd seen all of the original?

Kally: OH! I was thinking on too big of a scope, look at you, having the perfect smaller scale idea! LKSAALFASF Duke Roger's heir apparent just sneakily draining people of life with his Gift, I could see it.

Lev: It's NOT quite the same but I'd have to be a dummy not to realize that we basically have super powers! I've always wanted super powers lol non-surprisingly; I just also would've preferred to be the guy in the chair because I wasn't sure I'd be heroic if I had powers. I thought I'd be kind of incompetent and bumbling and blah. And ahhh a cheesy show, I feel that. I myself can only handle a certain amount of cheese. I bet if you'd watched the original you'd like it more for the nostalgia value.

Hoku: Yeah! I mean, I obvi wouldn't want to be a BOY, I'm super cute as a girl, right?

Evie: Aw aren't you sweet 💙 I try, darling. I'll just go down to the kitchens and hope there's a Hufflepuff that will help me in. What kind of tea would you like?

Kally: If I were a computer hacker I think the first thing I'd want to do is hack into the Crownflix data and see what they're hiding. I bet no one really likes Fuller House. I bet they just are making it to brainwash us all!

Kally: Me too! Although now I'm trying to think of what the best Escape Room I could possibly be in and I'd be lying if I said it wasn't actually a Tamora Pierce themed one... Sorry, Star Wars! I feel like an escape room couldn't measure up to your awesomeness, though; a medieval knight affair seems easier to pull off!

Lev: I always wished I could be a computer hacker tbh. Like the guy in the show or the movies who sits in a computer room and gets sneaky info from the net to their team via headsets? I always wanted that to be me but it turns out I'm not good enough with computers LOL. I've never watched Fuller House tbh but if you ask me, I'd guess it was a control group to see if people prefer remakes/reboots/sequels to original content nowadays.

Hoku: OMG no thanks! We already have to wear these sooooo many hours of the day, I'd rather be in like literally anything else to play my uke! Although I approve of the School of Rock comparison maybe? But only if I'm iCarly?

Elle: Lol isn't everyone's imagination a little better than TV nowadays? That's why fanfiction is practically mainstream nowadays, everyone who does anything on tv lately seems to have the imagination of an instaroyal comedian!

Elle: But I don't actually want to do that lol!! Aaa! I don't necessarily love too much attention and sending MTV or WTV an audition tape for two canceled tv shows is a good way to get the BAD kind!

Kally: I'm sure BeastFeed headlines would have gone nuts by now if anything real-life had happened as a reaction to Bandersnatch. You know what else would be cool? If there was an escape room where you're the VILLAIN trying to escape, instead of where you're trying to stop the villain. Or is that insensitive to our classmates, for me to think that sounds fun? Also, real talk, can the world do better than Pokemon Go for interactivity on that front? Please?

Evie: Are you sure you haven't just been up too long? Maybe you need a nap. Some tea? I'll make you some tea.

Elle: Nope, but I just looked it up. So close enough!

Hoku: Well, we're like, mostly led by Gryffindors since it makes it easier to practice, but I'm pretty sure we've asked DIzzy for costume help before! So like, Ravenclawidarity or whatever?

Kally: I guess I'm more ragey than I look :p Small but prone to wanting to throw hot beverages around. I've never actually done that in real life, but look out, world! Black Mirror might have just enabled me! Ummmm clearly we need to replay it together and use our teamwork to become murderers? Or is that a weird form of bonding? Lol. OMG INTERACTIVE STAR WARS! We'd have to play as such a random small speck in the universe, though, they could never do that kind of format with someone important and beloved and iconic!