omg so I used to have this friend named Desiree and she was such a fucking idiot, she looked me straight in the face and told me you shouldn't wash plastic cutting boards with soap bc "soap particles will get stuck in the crevices and get on your food and poison you" ?????????!!!?!??!!!! It took all of my customer service power to not tell her how stupid she was right then like??? You rinse it in water after washing it in soap??? So there is no soap left??? Also miniscule amounts of soap being ingested will not fucking "poison" you??? It'll be filtered out of your fuckimg body??? How about the fucking bacteria and mold from the fucking food you aren't cleaning off your fucking cutting board??? Do those not fucking "poison" you???
Anyways, so now I think of this fucking idiot every time I wash my cutting boards (with SOAP, like a normal fucking person). Which is extra unfortunate bc then I also remember all the times she tried to get me to take my clothes off in front of her, all the times she was almost naked in front me without warning, the way she gas lit me constantly, and the way she would just generally be a shitty person to me when our other friends were around. Not to mention all the conservative and fundy talking points she would constantly spew under the guise of "activism" that everyone just lapped up like little doggies.
The cherry in top is I also have to remember how she STARVED all her pet ferrets to death like a psycopath and everyone is not only ok with it, but they gave her MORE.
Anyways, wash your fucking kitchen utensils with soap you freaks











