Be Kind.

that 'i have to get ready for work' edge of the bed sit. you know the one.

Tasks that take 15 min but 3 hours if you include the agonies

every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

i like to pretend i already died and asked god to send me back to earth so i can swim in lakes again and see mountains and get my heart broken and love my friends and cry so hard in the bathroom and go grocery shopping 1,000 more times. and that i promised i would never forget the miracle of being here

fucking forehead to forehead is so intimate like pls... be careful........ our souls are gonna get intertwined........

something about this bird just unlocked something insane in scientists’ heads

There’s a lot of people I feel inextricably bound to, with or without reason. I think soulmates are plentiful gifts, and not exclusively romantic.

Getting mistaken for dating my friend and it's like "oh lol that's because our souls are intertwined in this life and the next, easy mistake to make."

Teenagers continue to be the masters of malicious compliance

A lot of Naruto fans in that class

If a girl hits you with a beam you should always thank her no matter what kind of creature or critter it may turn you into

girl whose magic wand is a 2x4

i'll tell you who can handle a lot of girls' loads

all offense intended but some of yalls ideas for making a “better” star wars film are hot garbage

49-minute yoda fuck scene

you are the exception

love a guy whos like a feral kitten that needs to be socialized

btw being excessively nonconfrontational is NOT a positive trait. it does not mean u are “too nice” or just too kind to hurt people, it means u have a problem communicating and you need to work on it.

I learned to be a really direct person and actively seek out blunt friends because the idea of someone being mad or upset with me but refusing to say anything is like terrifying to me. active communication is so much healthier and less stressful. I also don't have any patience for passive aggression anymore

just heard the austin powers theme playing faintly somewhere in the house, I’m the only one here