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name. Kakeufein nickname(s). Kake (so far) age. Dude, Idk, I must be thousands of earthly years old or some BS liek dat after travelin' all the way from my nebby to dis shiethole. birthday. Heh... If I had to give myself one for shiets n' giggles, it'd be the 63rd of February. species. Tetrahedral space balloon lmaooo

p e r s o n a l .

morality. lawful / neutral / chaotic / good / grey / evil  (wut even is “grey”...) religious beliefs. Everythin’ has one singular Source, but it decided to scatter into multiple Sources which also scattered n’ so on, only to “spice up” their collective “experience”. I hate the irony of it all. MFin’ fractals, dat’s wut... sins. lust / greed / gluttony / sloth / pride / envy / wrath virtues.  chastity / charity / diligence / humility / kindness / patience / justice primary goals in life. Explore shietholes, apparently. Thanks, MOM. languages known.  Well, technically “any” language TO the locutor, but from them, as long as the data/thought is transferred through currents n’ the liek. Written English was learned. secrets.  It implies I’m actively hidin’ somethin’ which I’m not. Ya prolly not lookin’ carefully enough. quirks. I stare at things for too long. Also, I look a lot liek I'm done with dat shiet. I’m not done with dat shiet yet. savvies. I liek thinkin' a lot. I feel liek I should make things think too, but I don't think I'm achievin' dat lately.

p h y s i c a l .

build. slender / scrawny / bony / average / fit / athletic / curvy / herculean / babyfat / pudgy / obese / other / (prolly wut I'd look liek as a human btw *wink W0NK*) height.  About as tall as a football but if I extend my appendices upward I could cheat n' have crazy height, yo. weight. Heavy balloon weighted, haha. scars/birthmarks. My consciousness... abilities/powers.  I can read minds hahah jkjk Somethin' akin to telepathy, night vision, extendable n' reshapable appendices for prehension n’ protection (Clark lieks to call them tentacles, go figure). restrictions.  Places with dense atmospheres are a problem cuz they usually obstruct sources dat supply me with vital UV rays n’ the liek, as I “feed off” decayin’ atoms. Extreme heat n' by extension contact with FIRE are potentially LETHAL. Also, I'm deaf to mechanical waves. Now, do ya see why EARTH IS A FKUCIN’ PROBLEM ???

f a v o u r i t e s .

favorite food. Do ya see a mouth ? No. Then shut yo mouth. favorite drink. Can't eat, can't drink. favorite pizza topping. Clark lieks pineapple on pizza. I heard it's a great offense for humanity, but considerin' how I don't know shiet n' could care less about food, wut can I say ? favorite color. Cold colors, especially minty colors AKA all the colors dat are liek me *heart* favorite music genre. Hmm... Anythin’ distorted n’/or chill, such as vaporwave, retrowave, all the waves, future bass, djent, hip hop, ambient,...  (ok, well, weeb music occasionally) favorite book genre. Ytb comments favorite movie genre. “Any”, as it’s hit or miss. favorite season. Summer for UV accessibility, however, Winter's cold for its condensin' properties. favorite curse word. Fcuk favorite scent. But I can't smell ! Fkcu dis thing- I'll just add shiet myself. favorite shiet to look at. Other bein's n' interestin' structures. favorite shiet to touch. Chances are, the things I liek to look at. favorite feel. Brain "giggles” favorite gas. Hydrogen favorite noble gas. Helium favorite radioactive decay. Beta decay (more excitin’ IMHO) favorite stellar body. Black holes (funny lookin’ n’ efficient trash disposal) favorite pokémon. Unown “?”, Beldum n' Magnemite (<= absolute kewtie) favorite electromagnetic wave. Radiowaves whEN THEY'RE NOT THAT OMNIPRESENT.

f u n  s t u f f .

bottom or top. O’ wut ? The world ? loud burper or soft burper. Wut ? sings in the shower.  yes / no / sometimes  (No showers tho) likes bad puns.  yes / no / sometimes their opinion on the mun. I'm pretty much their better self, heh.

OMFG I FINALLY GOT MY FIRST TWO POTG AS LUCIO ON DA SAME DAYYY !!1!

DFW yo efforts are payin’ off...

Oh hey dere ya stray Mukree~ Wutcha doin’ on yo own liek dis, mh ?

“IT’S HIIIIGH-” REKT !!! Say wut now ? WOAAAH dere lil fellas wutcha think y’all doin’ wanderin’ on ’bout-to-be MAH TURF !??