hi um it's you're favorite person ever. hi um yeah i know you're busy and pls don't do this if you don't have time !!! but if you have nothing else to do, can you give a homie some mcbill headcanons?? love youuuu <33 xx
Yaaaaassss, mcbill!- super into swing dancing and v good at it- def have an instagram shot, both in black leather greaser jackets w/ arms crossed, looking real tough. it is honestly #goals- actual beyonce/jayz power couple- have a lifetime supply of bandaids. always patching up each other’s scrapes and bruises- love to pepper kisses along the others jawline- Bill’s mum feeds u both SO MUCH FOOD. every time u visit she’s put on a spread of the finest Italian cooking, and she’s always dishing out seconds even if ur full. classic “look at u! have u eaten enough? ur skin and bones!” u always leave with leftovers- its hard to keep animals in Philly, but mange to find room for a dog and a cat. also, a lorikeet that Bill has taught swear words too bc he absolutely would- Bill takes u for long drives out of the city so u can see the stars at night. u fall asleep cuddling on a picnic rug after some hot cocoa
