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They met while they were still students in the academy, and at first they werenât really interested in each other. Neji saw her as another heiress to a noble clan, another âmain branchâ member in a way. So he already had a bit of a negative viewpoint of her from the get go, assuming sheâs spoiled and stuck up.
And heâs not like⌠entirely wrong?? At this point in her life, Chihiro is very used to getting her way with things and being good at training and such. However, she just canât seem to figure out the whole âfriendsâ thing. She tries to talk to the other girls in her class, but they give her the cold shoulder most times and whisper about her, calling her a freak.
âI heard she turns into a monster at night! Her whole clan do too! So scary!â
Unfortunately her being by herself a lot often means she gets targeted by bullies, though she doesnât let them get away with trying to pick on her much. I imagine since she is an heir, the only child, her mother started her on self defense from an early age. She knows sheâll be the target of kidnappers and assassins. Granted the school bullies arenât that bad, but Chihiroâs instincts donât know that. But her defending herself doesnât really look great to the girls in her class. It just feeds the rumors.
As this is all going on, Neji is pretty much ignoring it all. I donât see him as particularly interested in making friends or talking to his classmates all that much at this point.
So during a sparring class (taijutsu class PE whatever), Neji and Chihiro end up getting paired up for the exercise. He doesnât hold back, but heâs not really trying to kill her or something. He beats her, knocking her down with a loud thud. The teacher is scolding him for being too rough, but heâs not really listening and has a smirk on his face (little shit). Heâs expecting her to get mad or cry or something, but instead she gets up, pats off the dirt, and says, âletâs go again!â Which is not what he was expecting at all??
Usually when people spar with her, they either go easy on her (theyâre scared of her, sheâs a girl, whatever reason), or they flat out refuse and ask for a different partner. So the fact that Neji didnât back down and challenged her?? Sheâs intrigued.
Neji brushes it off as Chihiro being weird, but he does agree to another round of sparring.
He makes snarky comments towards her, saying her form is sloppy, etc. But she doesnât take them as insults (or if she does, she responds in a different way) and instead asks, âokay, how do I fix it?â Or âcan you show me how to do it then?â And Neji is just?? Confused??? Most of the other kids pick up on the fact that heâs being a jerk, not ask him for help.
And he has to kinda pause and be like⌠is she messing with me? Is she really asking that??
I think in her head sheâs just⌠trying to be friendly. Like I donât see her as a social butterfly or anything, but she does want some sort of friend, and in her own way, she sees this as a way to make conversation.
And they kinda have this like⌠mutual curiosity towards each other. But it doesnât escalate much, until a few of the older students get sick of Nejiâs attitude. He had a habit of being snarky to everyone, including them, and theyâre tired of it, so they come up with a plan.
They find out that his father had passed away, maybe through a Hyuga classmate of theirs. I donât think theyâd discover too many details about it, just enough to get a general idea of what Hizashi looked like. And they decide to try to lure him into a trap.
Once they find him walking down a busy street one night, one of them transforms to look like Hizashi and pass by him slowly enough for him to notice, but fast enough for him to not grab details. Unfortunately, their plan works, and against his better judgment, he takes the bait. Maybe Neji just has this tiny hope that itâs really his father, or maybe heâs angry that someone would try to look like him. Either way, he follows them to a more secluded area, and down a dark alleyway.
When the older kids have him cornered, they jump out and circle him. Neji may be a jerk and have talent, heâs still a child. And at this point, heâs VERY upset, and his emotions are clouding his judgement. Theyâre getting ready to jump him, and heâs preparing to fight back, when they all hear someone bark âHEY!â
Chihiro is standing at the entrance of the alley, clenching her fists as she shouts âleave him alone!â
The older kids face her, smirking, and one of them says âwhatâs a little girl like YOU gonna do about it?â
She runs towards them, and their smirks start to disappear as her body transforms into wolf form. Her fangs bared and claws out, she bites the closest bully, and theyâve all had enough at that point. They scream and start running, terrified, leaving Neji to fend for himself.
When the bullies are all gone, she starts giggling and laughing.
âDid you see how fast they ran! Wow! I got them good!â And sheâs just laughing as she shifts back into a girl. Neji is still stunned. Heâs angry, at himself for falling for it, at the bullies for daring to use his father against him. Heâs embarrassed, he wants to yell at her that he didnât need her help. But he canât bring himself to do it. He just smirks back at her. Heâs impressed, but he wonât admit it there.
The next time theyâre at the academy, the older students from the night before find Chihiro during lunch break (recess??? Do they have that??? Idk theyâre outside)
âThat one! Thatâs the one that attacked us for no reason! That freak!â
The kids all around are murmuring, wondering if they should call for a teacher or something. They then point to Neji and say,
âHe was there too! He saw it! He can vouch for me!â
Chihiro just looks around, her face turning red, not sure what to do. Sheâs used to kids talking about her behind her back, but to come out to her face is a bit new. Sheâs also not sure how Neji is going to react. But he sighs and says,
âI have no idea what youâre talking about.â
âI was walking home last night,â he lied, âand on my way I ran into Chihiro. We both went home.â Then he turns to her and says, âRight, Chihiro?â She caught on to what he was doing.
She nods, and finally says, âYea, I went home and had dinner! I donât know what you saw, but it sounded scary!â
Neji just nods and says, with a sarcastic twinge in his voice, âyea, you guys might have been under a strong genjutsu.â
âOh my,â she gasps, âyea youâre right! You should get checked out! And tell a grownup in case itâs an enemy! How scary!â
The older kids honestly donât know what to do at that point, some probably wondering if it WAS all real or what. A few tried to insist, but no one was really listening anymore.
And after that Neji and Chihiro started talking and spending more time together đ
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A decision Akiko Uchiha, younger sister of Madara Uchiha, believes in with all her heart - and yet one that seemingly cost her everything. But for as long as she could remember, she had one dream: peace. And for this dream, she is forced to give up everything indeed. Yet sometimes the brightest things are born of the deepest tragedies and thus, when Akiko Uchiha took up her arms and ran, she had no idea what fortune had in store for her.
Warnings: Grapic violence, (canon) character death, canon violence, enemies to friends to lovers, slow burn, hurt/comfort
Finished! At 310k, I finally managed to bring this story to an end. If you care to read it - or if you're just curious:
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No. No, she was done. Sheâd died. She was done, sheâd ended, the fight was finally finished and she could rest. Force, after everything, she wanted nothing more than to rest.
...you can rest if you want to.
Or you can go back.
Go back to what? To who? The children didnât need her help, rebuilding the galaxy. Her help hadnât been enough last time. And anyone else she might have stayed for, her husband, her brother, her son were already dead. She wanted to join them. Why shouldnât she? What was stopping her?
You are the only person capable of stopping yourself, Leia.
And I didnât mean go back to where you just came from.
...go where, then?
Back.
---
She awoke laying on sand.
Not wet, clumped, shoreline sand, no - this was dry, and irritating, and she could already feel it getting into the seams and folds of her clothes. With an irritated sigh, she rolled over and stood.
Two suns blazed on the horizon.
Tatooine. Sheâd woken up on stars damned Tatooine.
Another sigh, longer and more exasperated.
âLuke, Iâm going to get you for this. I donât know how, or when, but I swear that I will.â A sense of amusement flickered against her mind, distant laughter from a brother who no longer existed.
She did a cursory check to see what heâd sent along with her. Clothing, fortunately; the same combat gear sheâd worn to the Battle of Endor, lightweight blast-resistant material, dull colors that shouldnât stand out too greatly. A wide poncho, woven with subtle patterns in the cream and tan cloth, something she vaguely remembered as Lukeâs when they originally met. Thick, durable gloves on her hands, the ones that touched Hanâs face for the first time in a year, after waking him from the carbon block in Jabbaâs palace.
A holster on her hip, empty, same as when it was first given to her as a ten year old child.
...or, not quite empty, actually. Some subtle sound hummed at the edge of Leiaâs mind, strengthening into proper song when she pulled off a glove to reach into the holster, and found at the very bottom a small crystal. A kyber crystal.
âOh, Luke,â she sighed, holding up the heart of her twinâs lightsaber, watching the light of distant suns flicker through it. âAlright. Maybe I wonât get you back for dropping me here.â
The amusement brushed against her again, softer, filled with fondness.
She tucked the crystal into a pocket on her trousers, a slightly more secure spot, and then cast her awareness out, seeking other minds, somewhere she could get her bearings- there. A large town, or perhaps a city by local standards. Just out of sight over the dunes, but close enough to reach by the time the suns set for the night.
Leia Organa pulled her glove back on, adjusted how the poncho hung across her shoulders, and set off.
---
Almost here.
She could hear something.
She was always wary of hearing things.
Almost here, Shmi, daughter of skies, mother of stars.
Dangerous titles, even in the hidden corners of her own mind. Her hand drifted lower, brushing over the heavy weight of her belly, until another sharp pain shot through. She bit down harder on the strip of old leather in her mouth; best to be quiet. Best to hide, to keep the guards and supervisor from hearing, from knowing.
Soon, Shmi.
Soon, and then you can rest.
Rest? Ha. She could finish a dayâs work and collapse onto her meager pallet of a bed, but she did not know true rest. She didnât, she wouldnât, and neither would her child - not once the supervisors found them, whisked them off to receive an implanted chip, somewhere hidden that even she would not know. Another life born into slavery, without even the chance to taste freedom, let alone rest.
And what would you do to change that?
What risk would you be willing to take?
For a brief moment, her steady pattern of short breaths faltered; until the pain redoubled, and she got control of herself once more.
Almost here.
And then you will have your chance.
---
The baby cried as soon as she wiped his face clean of fluid, because of course, that was what babies did. It should have filled her with fear; sent her gaze skittering towards the stairs that led up out of the palaceâs slave den, where guards would surely hear, would come down to take her child.
But somehow, fear could not touch her. Not in the warmth that surrounded Shmi in her final moments of labor, which lingered as she used a scrap of cloth to clean her child, her son, and cuddle him close. Her eyes remained fixed on his tiny, scrunched up face, ugly and beautiful all at once. Nothing else mattered.
And no one interfered. None of the other women in the den stirred from their slumber; no guards came down the stairs. She got to hold her son and lay limp against the wall for the better part of an hour, relieved and tired, but content.
Until faint footsteps landed on stone.
And something cautious brushed against her mind.
Fear did not touch her. Instead, she remained still, didn't bother to tighten her grip around the babe sleeping against her chest. She didnât even look up, until feet in unfamiliar boots walked silently across the floor, and came to a stop in front of her mostly private alcove.
Something sang.
She didnât hear it with her ears, but rather, her mind, her heart, her very soul. A soft, gentle wandering of notes, which brightened with joy when the stranger crouched. Too-old eyes peered out of a young, unlined face, staring at her solemnly.
And Shmi Skywalker smiled.
---
Not that one.
He groaned, but reached for the point-three twister instead of the point-five. Sure enough, the tool slid in with a perfect fit, and he was able to get the salvaged compartment open without running home for a drill. âI told Mom and Aunt Leia I could do this alone, thanks.â
No one is ever really alone.
âOh, shut up.â
Amusement flickered against his mind, and the breeze picked up for a moment, just long enough to ruffle his hair. Trying not to smile, he went back to his disassembly project, spreading out and sorting all the pilfered components in record time. A sectioned box waited to receive each one, to be taken home and cleaned, and sold to Wattoâs junk shop with the rest of his motherâs wares later in the week. Sheâd promised, if they could haggle a high enough price, to pick up some sweets at the market afterward.
The wind picked up again.
Company.
Frowning, he looked up from his project as a ship cut through the sky overhead. A gorgeous, sleek silver craft, nothing like heâd ever seen before.
Well?
Sorting temporarily abandoned, he scooped up and dropped components into his box with minimal caution, then snapped it shut and took off running down the hill towards home. Aunt Leia had come back the night before, with the particular look in her eye that said something was about to happen. He could feel it too; all day, the Force had been whispering more than usual, snatches of song curling at the edge of his awareness. It eventually drove him out of the house and up his usual hill, with a new project to work on, to focus on, so maybe the building expectation of something is about to happen wouldnât drive him completely out of his mind.
But now a strange ship was landing on the other side of their vapor collector, and his mother stood at their houseâs entrance watching, and Aunt Leia was already striding out towards the gleaming silver craft, lightsaber hanging openly on her hip instead of hidden up a sleeve.
Anakin Skywalker set his box aside, straightened his poncho with the Jedi Orderâs symbol stitched onto the center, and hurried to go meet the strangers with his Master.
The Musketeers BBC || pre-canon || how Constance first met Athos, Porthos, and Aramis (alternatively, how to make friends as an adult)
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When Constance was ten years old, she spent a night at the cemetery. To be precise, she spent there merely an hour, but it is a grand undertaking for a child to slip away from home at night without waking up the father, the little brother who would start begging to come along and wake everyone up with his whining, and the big brother who would pull her by the ears and not let her leave â and then to make it to the cemetery in the dark, hang around for an hour, and get back home, so it really felt like she stayed there from midnight till the break of dawn.
âYou can head back as soon as the tower clock strikes one,â told her Jean-Luc, the middle brother, the one she bet with that she would dare such a feat. âAnd bring me something from there, or I wonât believe you were there.â
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For whichever Naruto characters you'll get inspiration for: how do they think they would do babysitting vs how they actually do. Who'd be overconfident and fail miserably? Who would avoid it at all cost but turn out amazing? Who is bad with kids and knows it? Who'd be a supernanny?
A/N: oh yeah, sure thing my friend! These were fun to do. Thanks for sending in a request!
NEJI HYUGA: Okay so genin Neji would not be thrilled at the prospect of babysitting. He'd also be a little cocky thinking he'd have no problem wrangling a bunch of kids. He underestimates these trouble makers however and has a woeful time dealing with their "backtalking" and "incessant questioning of authority." That's himâ he's the authority. Neji sweetie they're kids. Won't lose them though with his Byakugan and kind of scares them into behaving with his demeanour.
Teen/Adult (Jonin) Neji now is a lot more mellow and less harsh. He's going to be a lot softer and understanding. Is actually less confident with the task but does a lot better. Bends down to the kids level to talk to them. Treats them the same way he does adults in the way he talks to them but his tone his gentler. Is patient with their questions. Reads to them. Teaches them life lessons.
Don't tell anyone but he gives them piggybacks.
SHISUI UCHIHA: The best damn babysitter you could ask for and he knows it too. If you tell him though he'll get all bashful about it. He's so good with kids! Talks and plays with them like he is one. Being around kids helps him reset and forget his troubles. He can't help but want to protect them and their childhoods. Because of this just wants to show them the best time.
Kind of sneaky about the games he teaches. The games teach them strategy and how to think on their feet. Real world shinobi skills to help them learn how to hide and escape if they ever need it. Shisui also picks the littler kids up and zooms them around. Piggyback rides and races. Rolling down hills. Lots of laughter and fun.
Always letting the kids win and encouraging them when he can.
SHIKAMARU NARA: Doesn't matter when this is Shikamaru's always going to think it's going to be a drag babysitting. He's going to look for the easiest way to mind these kids. Think smarter not harder is his motto. Doesn't think he'll do a terrible job nor exceed expectations. He's there to tick a box. What he doesn't expect is to be kept amused by the kids. Having back and forth banter. The kids telling him "jokes" and stories.
Ha. So maybe babysitting isn't so bad. The kind of babysitter who is like 'Alright, I'll give you some treats if you don't tell your parents.' Totally has a secret pact with the kids. Teaches them all sorts of cool things. As long as they don't have to go anywhere or do anything too annoying.
The kind of babysitter the kids think are cool.
MADARA UCHIHA: Do not let this man babysit your kids. He's a terrible influence (affectionate). I don't mean big bad Madara either I just mean regular gremlin Madara. He's going to have your kids running wild and promoting their chaos. He has a complex where he both thinks he's the best babysitter in the world and thinks he's also going to fail big time.
Okay in all seriousness though he's good for kids who have a lot of energy and need to run around. He'll match their energy and do what they need to do to get all of that out. Won't bring any negativity to the table either. Just encourages them to go go go. And is behind them the entire time. Doesn't care about the mess either. Those kids want to roll around in mud? Alright mud fight it is. It's war baby. Takes those wargames very seriously. The kids call him sir and everything lol.
He encourages chaos in order to keep that watchful eye on them. He actually does an alright job.
TOBIRAMA SENJU: Great teacher. Terrible babysitter. Terrible with teensy children. Good with school level children in a teaching environment. But he just can't babysit. He's so bad with children that aren't his own or his students. He's just so awkward. You know how people hold toddlers like they're wild creatures with their arms completely stretched out in front of them? That's him holding them.
Everything becomes lectures when he talks to them and he's so theoretical and awkward at connecting and knows it. He honestly chooses to just not babysit.
I want to point out though he is really good at teaching children when they're his students. When they're old enough to somewhat take care of themselves and he just has to teach them the rest and theres time to make a connectionâhe can't explain itâit's just different. Like tweens he's good with tweens. Genuinely enjoys seeing the next generations flourish he just doesn't have those babysitting skills.
Could I ask for Itachi, Madara and Tobirama with a reader that wants a big family? Like REALLY big. Like 5 or 7 little onesđ Asking our boys 'wanna make a baby?' all the time haha𤣠Love you!
A/N: omg this made me laugh lmao just bc I imagined my own response being 'absolutely not.' đ(to someone asking me that question not the request) hahah but dw it's not necessarily theirs. I can do this for you đ ily <3
TAGS: family headcanons, reader wants baby, big family, fluff, Itachi's has more suggestive content, Madara being a little shit, Tobirama being soft
Depends on which Itachi we are talking about. If it's canon Itachi who is dying and you ask him for a baby or family then he's like absolutely not. He can't leave you on your own with a child and he also doesn't have the time left to give you a big family.
So lets just pretend that doesn't happen. Itachi doesn't get ill and he doesn't die.
You two have been together for years at this point (I feel Itachi needs a few years in this to be able to jump into such a commitment. He can see himself being with you forever at this point)
The two of you of you are sitting outside on the veranda, drinking tea, legs hanging off the side. The warm, summer breeze is blowing through creating a sense of ease. This is when you first think to broach the topic. To ease him into the idea.
'Hey Itachi, I've a question.' You ask, turning to see him bring his cup to his lips.
'Mm?' He asks, absentmindedly taking a long sip of tea, eyes still looking toward the scenery in front of him.
'Do you want to have kids, with me?'
Itachi chokes on his tea, spluttering a little as he brings his cup down. The recovery his quick and smooth as he turns to you quickly, eyes wide. 'What?' He asks, more questioning if he'd heard you correctly than what you had said.
'Kids.' You repeat. 'Is it something you'd consider ever doingâehrm well having ratherâwith me that is.' You smile, scratching your cheek at the attempt to smoothen out your sentence.
'Oh.' He says blinking, animately. 'Oh.' He repeats like he's not quite sure what to make of the question.
'I've put you on the spot.' You shake your head.
'No.' He assures then shakes his head into a nod. 'Well, yes but no.' Itachi cringes at himself. 'I mean, it's something Iâoh gosh.' He runs his hand over his face. 'Sorry.'
You observe him noticing his face his rather flushed? And you realise you've never quite seen him so flustered before. You had flustered him! Flustered Itachi Uchiha!
'It's alright. It's not something I need an answer to right away, just something I wanted us to consider.'
'I want to consider it!' He says quickly, a little too quickly. He bites his lip, groaning to himself and takes a deep breath. 'I really do.'
The next time it's brought up is during a heated make out.
Itachi's hands are on your waist pulling you toward him. Your hands are in his hair, tugging him further into the kiss.
Your body is on fire as is your want. Your need for him to be closer to you. His lips move from yours to your cheek. Peppering kisses down your jaw and down your neck.
You moan, pushing you body flush against his. You swear it pulls a growl from him. Especially since your fingers are buried so deeply into the roots of his hair, tugging.
'Mmm Itachi.' You say, high on the moment. 'I want more.'
'Yeah?' He says, lips moving across your chest. 'Tell me what you want.'
'I want you to touch me and ahâ'
He bites down on the sensitive skin of your chest just above your nipple. He sucks down then pulls off. 'What else?' He asks.
'I want you inside me.'
'Mmm.' He hums, continuing to bury himself down the flesh of your abdomen. Kissing and sucking to his hearts content.
'And I want you to cum inside and make a baby with me.'
Itachi freezes against your stomach.
Your eyes snap open.
Opps~
You totally let your want run away with you on that on.
'Yeah? You want a baby?'
'Mhmm.' You say, daring to meet his gaze. 'I do if you do.'
When you see his dark brown eyes looking back at you, pupils fully blown with want that you know he's no longer afraid. He wants this too.
'I do.' He says pushing a kiss to your skin.
'Yeah?' You say, trying to crush the emotions welling up inside you.
'How many kids you want me to give you?' He asks, slowly kissing down, down, down.
'Ahâ I want a big family.' You say, biting back the moans. 'Maybe 5. Maybe 7.'
Itachi presses his face against your core. 'You're trying to kill me.' He groans. 'We better get to work.'
MADARA UCHIHA
Okay this little shit (affectionate) is probably the easiest to convince in theory but he's also a pain in the butt about it lol
Madara is the biggest simp when it comes to you so he's willing to do what you want and honestly if the two of you are having kids by conceiving together then he's like yay that means we get to do it aye aye (wiggles those eyebrows) punch him honestly.
The thing is when you first tell him he's also of two minds about it. He wants to hurry up and have lots of sex and babies with you because Madara also wants a big family. Big fams are what the Uchiha do.
HOWEVER he's also a bit selfish? Wants to wait a bit and keep you all to himself for a few years more. Wants to have your undivided attention and not have to share you with his children yet. He knows it has to happen one day and is happy to let it happen. He's just... not sure he wants it to yet!
There's still so much couple one on one things he wants to do! So he makes a deal that while the two of you are trying (if you don't want to wait) the two of you have to do a bunch of couple things together.
It's honestly win win because you get to do a lot of relaxing things like trips to the hotsprings. Date nights. Just lots of time with him spoiling you and him being absolutely obsessed with you.
Now the whole conversation itself when you did ask him to have a baby with you was a whole thing lol. It's probably pillowtalk because that's where all your deep and important convos with Madara happen.
The two of you are lying in the bed, sheets draped haphazardly over the two of you. Your bodies are facing each other, limbs are wrapped around and lost beneath the sheet.
Your hand finds his face gently stroking his flushed cheek. His finds refuge in the small of your back, pulling you even closer.
'Hey.' You say.
'Oh hello.' He says all smug. 'I didn't see you there.'
You playfully (gently) smack his cheek.
'You were pretty sure of my presence a few minutes ago.'
'Ah, yes, yes, now it's coming back to me.' He grins. 'Perhaps we ought to go again just to be sure the memory doesn't fade.'
You pinch his cheek.
'Ow, ow stop hurting the love of your life in such a manner.'
'I can think of worse things I could pinch, believe me.'
'Okay okay I concede!' He nuzzles his forehead against yours. 'I'm listening.'
'Good, I wanted to run something by you.'
'Oh? So serious. This I have to hear.' His tone maybe playful but he gives you his full attention. He always does.
'What would you say to having a baby?'
He takes a deep breath. 'Wow.' He exhales. 'I guess it depends who with because that can really be a dealbreaker.' He starts laughing.
You smack him but can't help let slip a smile.
'Ugh, why are you making this so difficult! I meant you having a baby with me! Us! Together!' You huff, pouting a little.
'I know, I know I'm just keeping such a serious conversation more joyful.' He says, wrapping his arms around you. 'I had to take advantage of your phrasing. I'm sorry.'
You huff again. 'Look if you don't want to justâ' You move to roll around in his arms but he stops you.
'Oh no, no, no. Nobody runs away from Madara Uchiha. Not even you!' He grabs you and turns you back to him.
You try to keep a scowl plastered on your face but it's hard when his smile is so damn genuine.
'Of course I want to have children with you! I think about having tens of children with you! It's all I can do but stop cumming inside without protection.'
This makes you snort. 'This is not a romantic or charming conversation at all.'
'Oh, please I exude charm, baby.' He kisses your nose. 'Just tell me what you want and I'll give it to you. I want it too.'
'I want to have your children. Lots of children.'
Madara hums. 'The more the better, right?' He kisses your lips. 'How about we just enjoy ourselves a bit longer first. Just us?'
You roll your eyes. 'Fine.'
TOBIRAMA SENJU
This man is the hardest one to convince of the bunch. I personally don't see him really having kids and if he does it's on the lower number rather than having the bigger family.
It's got to do with the time period he's in, just coming out of the warring era and seeing so many children die and the self sacrifice he makes to dedicate himself to the village. Even though they technically have some peace in their era it does not last long.
He's not around a lot at home in the first place and feels guilty if he has to leave it to you or others to raise his children so it's going to be a big decision to have kids.
That being said if it's something you really want he's not going to say no because deep in his heart, having kids is something he would like to have. Having someone he created with you that is (for a time) untouched by war and without that burden? A dream.
It takes some years of convincing to do it though. It's not a one time conversation. It's several conversations over the years. Negotiations and understandings. He needs to make sure you understand he can't always be there. Even if he wants to be.
Tobirama will also want to be able to train them to protect themselves whether they become shinobi or not. He won't be able to sleep at night not knowing they have some sort of protection.
The thing that helps ease Tobirama into it as well is Mito and Hashirama. Their kids and seeing how they fair help sway his opinion. You helping out Mito and seeing how you are with children helps enourmously too.
Him seeing you with children always did something to his heart, tugging at those heartstrings. You just always softened? around children. You were a natural caretaker.
Tobirama couldn't bear being the one to keep you from that.
Conversations during the evenings after dinner. You take the plates over to the sink then join him over at the kotatsu.
'Have you given any thought to our conversation?' You ask, taking a seat behind him with your arms on his shoulders.
'Which convseration are you referring to?' He asks.
You begin working his shoulders, massging them gently at first, working out the tension he's worked up in the day.
He grunts but pushes back into your touch.
'You know,' you whisper against his ear, 'that conversation.' You run your lips over the shell of his ear then down his neck.
He shivers a little and you see his eyes close.
'Oh, that conversation.' He says, softly.
He hasn't dismissed it right out. That's progress.
You keep working his shoulders and alternate between kissing his neck and cheek.
Tobirama relaxes and becomes undone beneath you. He melts entirely at your touch until he merely falls back against you.
Your hands come around him, resting on top of his arms. Fingertips gently tracing his cool exposed skin.
There's a comfortable silence, one you can hear him gathering his thoughts.
'I want to give you what you want.' He says, breaking the silence.
'But?'
'But, I just need a little more time.'
A small smile finds your lips. 'Okay.' You press a kiss to his temple. 'I only want this if you do too.'
Tobirama grunts. As if to say he could ever be made to do something he doesn't want to ever.
The conversation is broached a few times after that but it isn't long until it's agreed upon. And the two of you begin trying to a baby.