MIKOLEDES

imagine accusing the us military of being too woke

biggest crucible of putting any creative product out there on the internet to see it agonizing over the details for far too long, finally getting the courage to hit post, and then the moment afterwards being like 'oh no i've totally overestimated the idea that anyone besides me will ever like this. i am a fool' and sitting in that feeling for far too long before realizing that AO3 takes a while to update or you've posted your meme at 3am when most of the people you know are asleep

tangentially there's nothing like the feeling of creating something and being like "this is going to be fucking fire" and then actually posting it and the first comment is like "wow, this is fucking fire!" and you're like yeah. you see. it was fucking fire, mom

[Showing you my camera roll] oh yeah heres me lost in the forbidden wood, afraid

Thats me scared because i found the witches hut

These next few are me running

Still a better love story than Twilight.

The older you get the funnier anon hate gets. Like I do not have time for this I have to figure out what a 1099-K form is.

Yeah man I'll read their callout post after this call with my tax assessor.

nice out fit loser. 1974 called, apparently president gerald ford has granted a full and unconditional pardon to former president richard nixon

This is not a drill. We are at soup.

As a survivor of [CLASSIFIED], tbh… this is REALLY FUNNY

I got this idea for this new anime plot…

i generally think it's not a good way to live to hold grudges against people for unimportant things, but i also think it's extremely funny to have beef with someone over something so minor that they probably didn't even know it happened, especially if that person barely knows you exist in the first place. like forgive and forget, unless you are among my notable nemeses such as "man who didn't hold the elevator for me when i was carrying a large package," "chairman of the house budget committee for the US house of representatives," and "well known filmmaker and director M Night Shyamalan."

FYI, if you want to know the Shyamalan saga, you can read the whole thing in narratively explicit detail here. Enjoy.

i generally think it's not a good way to live to hold grudges against people for unimportant things, but i also think it's extremely funny to have beef with someone over something so minor that they probably didn't even know it happened, especially if that person barely knows you exist in the first place. like forgive and forget, unless you are among my notable nemeses such as "man who didn't hold the elevator for me when i was carrying a large package," "chairman of the house budget committee for the US house of representatives," and "well known filmmaker and director M Night Shyamalan."

Ah yes, a twist.

My favorite interpretation of the Ghoul from the Fallout show is that he acts like he doesn’t give a shit about anything anymore to mask the fact that he actually gives many shits about every single thing but the latter is too painful to deal with 🫠

The way I have only ever watched ppl play Fallout and never bought or played the game myself lol