The randomness of it all.

This post is for people who are Jewish (including those who are ethnically so, but not raised Jewishly), converting to Judaism, seriously interested in Jewish conversion, or are Jewish-Adjacent (part of an interfaith family, etc.). It is not for gentiles who wish to “deepen their connection to Jesus” or any similar reason uninvolved with genuine interest in becoming a part of the tribe or participating with loved ones, as that is a form of cultural appropriation. Thank you for your understanding. Gentiles CAN, however, reblog! 

You’ve celebrated Rosh Hashanah. You observed the Days of Awe. You fasted on Yom Kippur. You’ve rejoiced in Sukkot. Sh’mini Atzeret & Simchat Torah filled you with extra joy. The beauty of Chanukah has given you what you need to get through the long winter. You’ve started marking each month with your own Rosh Chodesh rituals. And now, a new holiday has come - it’s a new year! A new year for… trees? 

Learn what Tu B’Shevat IS! 

Tu B’Shevat (also spelled Tu B’Shvat, Tu BiShevat, and Tu BiShvat just to mess with tumblr tags) is the most underrated Jewish holiday 

Okay, we’re done, time to celebrate 

Just kidding 

You might remember that I mentioned this holiday in my Rosh Hashanah post, because we Jews have four new years 

There’s the New Year for Seasons, the start of a new yearly calendar, Rosh Hashanah, in early autumn 

Then there’s the New Year for Kings, the start of a new liturgical year, Rosh Chodesh Nisan, in early spring 

This, Tu B’Shevat, is new year for trees, typically taking places in midwinter 

Then there’s Rosh Chodesh Elul, new year for animals, which occurs in late summer 

Tu B’Shevat is the only one that happens in the middle of a month, rather than the start of it

Tu B’Shevat as a holiday originated in the Talmud 

It marks the beginning of the agricultural cycle for tithing, aka, taxes! 

Yup, this is a tax holiday 

Essentially, it becomes mildly impossible to keep track of the birthdays of animals, never mind plants that don’t really have birthdays, and so you can’t really figure out the ages of trees and crops like we do people 

It’s like how naturalists just say every bird is a year older on January 5th, aka national bird day 

So, we mark the turning of a new year for a plant on Tu B’Shevat, and then it stays all neat and tidy 

This is important in halachically-minded agriculture, because there’s a prohibition in the Torah on eating the fruit of a tree for the first three years after they are planted. Then, on the fourth year, the fruit is given away as tzedakah/tithes/taxes. Finally, after that you can eat the fruit. So, if you plant a tree on the 14th of Shevat, it is two years old the next day; if you plant it on the 16th of Shevat, it’s not two years old until the next Tu B’Shevat 

Then there’s a tithing system based on a 7-year cycle 

On years one, two, four, and five; a tenth of your produce is to be separated out and eaten in Jerusalem - a tithe called Maaser Sheni

On years three and six, that tenth is given to the poor instead (Maaser Ani) 

On year seven, no tithes are separated, and all produce is free for anyone to take 

The calculation of these years for plants is all based upon Tu B’Shevat 

Why the 15th of Shevat? Well, it takes place approximately four months after Sukkot, around when the rainy season is ending in Israel, and as such, new plants are finally starting to produce fruit 

Now, of course, taxing and tzedakah requirements are not really necessarily a reason to have a whole holiday, worth an entire tumblr post 

Customs and traditions surrounding agriculture, trees, and eventually ecology and environmentalism grew up around the holiday 

It became traditional to eat produce, especially fruit (those structures of a flowering plant which bear the seeds) on this holiday, especially as the Diaspora continued and Jewish people were farther away from the land of Israel (Eretz Yisrael) where the agricultural practices relating to Tu B’Shevat were more relevant. Fruit that is especially abundant in Israel - the Seven Species - became especially relevant as a way to tie people back to the land they were removed from 

Trees are often tied to very spiritual things in the Torah and later Jewish writings, as well - the Torah itself is called a Tree of Life, there is the myth of the Garden of Eden with the Tree of Knowledge and the Tree of Life, there are quotes everywhere comparing humans with trees, etc. Eventually, that spiritual connection turned into the Tu B’Shevat Seder 

Based on the Pesach Seder by Kabbalists (Jewish Mystics), this ordered meal highlights the turn of the seasons and the nature of our environment, connecting it to food and drink and human nature  

Being developed by the Kabbalists, it has always been more popular amongst Sephardic (sensu non-ashkenazic) communities; however, it has been gaining more popularity amongst Ashkenazim in recent years 

In the 20th Century, Tu B’Shevat gained renewed interest as Jewish people settled in the land of Israel (both before and after it became an independent country) 

It became an occasion to plant new trees, to help in the cultivation of the land 

And, of course, the agricultural features of it gained new interest as suddenly the seasons were as referenced in Jewish writings again 

In recent times, it has become an extremely environmentalist holiday 

Given, you know, we’re all going to die 

Taking care of trees, plants, and our general ecology is of vital importance 

Like American Arbor Day and Earth Day, Tu B’Shevat is an occasion to pay special attention to the crisis at hand, and work in any way we can to fix it 

So, Tu B’Shevat is a taxing holiday that has lead to a variety of spiritual, ecological, and agricultural traditions that makes it truly beautiful and outside the cycle of “they tried to kill us, they failed, let’s eat!” holidays that mark the rest of the winter in Judaism 

We greet each other on Tu B’Shevat usually with Chag Sameach even though it isn’t a chag, Though, personally, I vote we start saying “Happy Birthday to the Trees!” instead 

Host or Attend a Tu B’Shevat Seder! 

Seders are probably the biggest ritual thing associated with Tu B’Shevat 

It is based on the Pesach Seder, so if you recognize similarities that’s why! 

The seder is organized around a Haggadah. a book that explains what to do when, what everything symbolizes, and provides passages from Jewish texts or things to think about 

You can find Haggadot (plural of Haggadah) for free on a lot of different websites. You can also buy one, but you know, if you can get it for free… 

Here is a Haggadah by the Reconstructionist Movement: https://www.ritualwell.org/ritual/seder-tu-bishevat. It emphasizes songs and the symbology of the different fruit  

This is a family-focused Haggadah: http://hazon.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/FamilySeder.pdf. It’s what you’d expect a family-focused one to be - lots of pictures, very easy to understand, and interactive 

Here is a very environmentally-focused Haggadah: https://hazon.org/jewish-food-movement/holidays/tu-bshvat/ 

This Haggadah focuses on community-sustainable agriculture: http://beta.hazon.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/Long-Island-CSA-Fair-Trade-Tu-bshvat-Seder-20071.pdf?_ga=2.105003523.1671689386.1504024470-1166144685.1502208503  

And here is the text of the first Haggadah published: http://opensiddur.org/haggadot/tu-bishvat-seder/pri-etz-hadar/ 

If this is your first time leading, though, I recommend using this article: https://www.myjewishlearning.com/article/a-tu-bishvat-seder/. It is an extremely simplistic seder outline that gets down the important points, without overwhelming you with choice 

I recommend attending a seder that someone else leads, but it’s still not the most common of Jewish practices, esp. in more Ashkie-centric communities. So, feel free to try it out on your own! It’s definitely more low-key than the Pesach seder. 

Read through the Haggadah you choose (or the one the host chose) before you host/attend the seder 

You need to be familiar with how the seder flows!

Also you need to know the fruits and beverages to get! 

Be sure to indicate your own dietary needs, or ask your guests if they have any allergies and so forth, so you can have alternatives (many fruits are common allergens, esp. pitted fruits, which are a main feature of the seder) 

The first fruit is usually one that’s hard on the outside and soft on the inside, like walnuts, coconuts, and almonds. The second is one that’s soft on the outside and hard on the inside - ie, they have a pit - so something like an olive, date, peach, or apricot. The third fruit is one that is soft throughout, like figs, grapes, and raisins. The fourth fruit is one has a tough skin but sweet fruit within like mangos, bananas, avocados, and sabra. 

Keep in mind it’s customary to eat not just the 7 species of Israel - 7 crops staple to ancient Israeli diets, Wheat Barley Figs Pomegranates Dates Olives and Grapes - but 15 kinds of fruit overall (because it’s the Fifteenth of Shevat). So feel free to add in more fruit to your seder than just the required symbolic four! 

There are four cups of wine too (like the Pesach seder) - All red, Mostly red with a little white, Mostly white with a little red, and All white. These symbolize the four seasons. Feel free to use grape juice if you don’t drink alcohol 

Finally, there is an actual meal towards the end of the seder. It’s traditional to eat a dairy (ie, vegetarian) meal, and feel free to go full vegan if that floats your boat 

Eat a new fruit 

It’s traditional to eat tons of fruit on Tu B’shevat, and some have taken the tradition of eating a new fruit on Rosh Hashanah and applied it to this holiday for semi-obvious reasons 

Here is my recommendation list. It includes the 7 species and other fruit that have held special importance for Jewish people, as well as fruits that fulfill the requirements of the seder meal 

Wheat (usually from a pastry) 

Barley 

Olive 

Date 

Grape

Fig

Pomegranate 

Citron (yes, you can eat the citron/etrog as preserves & sugar slices) 

Apple 

Walnut

Chestnuts

Almonds

Hazelnuts

Carobs

Pears

Medlar

Quince 

Hackberry

Jujube 

Pistachio

Cherry

Nishpolas

Lupine

Coconut 

Peach 

Apricot 

Raisin 

Mango 

Banana 

Avocado 

Orange 

Persimmon 

Strawberry

Blueberry

Blackberry 

Raspberry

Also consider buying produce that’s in season, or if nothing else local - be environmental about your Tu B’Shevat! 

That should give you tons of things - old and new - to choose from. And feel free to try any sort of fruit (plant that holds seeds - so some “vegetables” count too, like corn and tomatoes) you want! 

Plant a new tree 

This is a major custom in Israel, due to modern-day Israeli agriculture 

It’s a long story but basically Years of Israel not being cultivated well -> It’s a desert where it used to be the fertile crescent -> people live there and want to eat food they grow -> active efforts to recultivate the area 

Planting a tree in Israel helps in making the land much more habitable in general 

But planting a tree has spread as a custom outside Israel!  

It’s act that represents hope - hope for our personal future, and the future of our planet 

Even in ancient Israel, planting trees was about hope. When a boy was born, a cedar tree was planted; when a girl was born, a cypress was planted. These trees were then cut when they were adults and used for their wedding canopy (chuppah) 

It’s a way to give back to the future - the trees you plant today will be there for our loved ones tomorrow 

People often plant trees in their yards or in community gardens. Make sure the soil is soft enough for the seed to survive, though - look into tree planting in your area at this time of year 

Many also will start to grow houseplants - and you can do that inside! One common custom is to plant parsley so that it will sprout in time for Pesach, where it’s an important feature of the Pesach seder 

Feel free to also get that houseplant you’ve been putting off buying 

Participate in a community garden activity, or volunteer with a group to help prune trees to keep them healthy in your area 

There are a lot of ways to help trees grow! Be creative! 

Collect money for trees in Eretz Yisrael 

Lots of people, in lieu of planting their own tree, will donate tzedakah (… I’ll explain in a later post but basically jewish-charity-except-it-isn’t-optional) for the express purpose of planting trees in Israel 

Do research into an organization to give to, but traditionally the Jewish National Fund has been the main organization responsible for planting trees in the land of Israel (Eretz Yisrael): https://www.jnf.org/ 

You can also go around and collect more money yourself for trees in Israel - oftentimes individuals, especially kids, will take up collections and send them to various groups, to donate more money than they can do alone 

Feel free to do donation posts, collections with Tzedaka boxes/cardboard boxes/etc. at your school or neighborhood, or even try to get a larger thing going 

Donate to an environmentalist charity 

There are a lot of other opportunities for tzedakah besides getting trees planted in Israel 

You can donate to Hazon, a Jewish environmental organization: http://www.hazon.org/ 

There’s also the Coalition on the Environment and Jewish Life: http://www.coejl.org/ 

There is also the Jewish Fair Trade Project: https://equalexchange.coop/jewish 

And Aytzim, the Ecological Judaism Organization: http://aytzim.org/ 

Of course, you can donate to different non-Jewish groups as well, such as the EPA, the Defenders of Wildlife, Marine Conservation Institute, Union of Concerned Scientists, Natural Resources Defense Council, Environmental Working Group, Friends of the Earth, Rainforest Alliance, Earthjustice, and more 

It’s good to do work and to take direct action, but oftentimes money is what it really takes to cause major change on wide levels - after all, we know in Judaism that tzedakah, or the giving of money to those who need it, is of vital importance, and can’t be replaced with acts of loving-kindness 

Go out into nature 

It might be cold (for most of us), it might be snowy, but that’s exactly why it’s good to take a walk in the woods 

Tu B’Shevat is mainly based on the climate and the resulting agriculture of Israel, but that doesn’t mean we can’t appreciate trees in our own neighborhoods 

Remind yourself that they aren’t dead - just napping! - and soon it will be a new season, and growth will be returning around us 

You might even be able to see some of the earliest buds on the branches depending on where you are! 

Walking through a forest in winter is super eerie, too - take a buddy, and go exploring (safely!) 

Appreciate the nature we have around us - it’s just as beautiful in the winter, even though it’s not as green 

Study up on Environmentalism 

Our planet is in crisis!!!! 

There aren’t really traditional texts for Tu B’Shevat, but you can take the time to both study Jewish writings on Environmentalism, and the latest research on environmental crises on the planet 

There are a lot of resources out there - start slowly, and don’t overwhelm yourself 

It’s important to make sure to not get too bogged down, as this isn’t the most cheerful of subjects 

Here are some great Sefaria sheets on the environment to get you started: 

https://www.sefaria.org/sheets/114041?lang=bi

https://www.sefaria.org/sheets/114043?lang=bi 

https://www.sefaria.org/sheets/114145?lang=bi

https://www.sefaria.org/sheets/113878?lang=bi 

https://www.sefaria.org/sheets/113918?lang=bi 

https://www.sefaria.org/sheets/113843?lang=bi 

https://www.sefaria.org/sheets/96524?lang=bi

We have a responsibility to take care of our home. Use this Jewish holiday, and our Jewish values, to dive in. 

You are not Alone!!!! 

A lot of Tu B’Shevat customs are new to everyone, not just converts/people reconnecting with their heritage/etc. Invite friends to partake with you!!! 

Host a Tu B’Shevat seder and invite friends over, or find one with you! Reach out to your local community! 

Feel free to talk to friends online about Jewish environmentalism, or share some texts you found inspiring or thought-provoking with them to discuss 

Spend the day with people, or just nature. A tree can be a good friend too 

Don’t just listen to me 

I am just a biologist sitting in the middle of apartment listings grumbling about people not being forthcoming in whether or not they allow pet birds  

I have one perspective and my own limited knowledge. Talk to other people! Get their input! 

Learn from all the movements, cultures, and customs of Judaism. They all have something to say about this holiday. 

Read, engage, and do NOT be afraid to ask questions! 

GOOD LUCK, and chag sameach!!! Happy birthday trees!!!! 

!!!!!!!!!!!חג שמח

Armchair Books 📚 Edinburgh

The fact that a lot of us use tumblr to host our own services and products as independent creators, often as our only source of income, is irrelevant to them. The fact that to many of us this is our community is meaningless to them. We’re acceptable collateral damage to furthering corporate greed and that’s the fucking tea on that.

(with bonus brakha for joyous occasions, in case we ever have one of those)

Transliteration (with RBG’s details filled in):

Mi shebeirakh avoteinu Avraham, Yitzchak, v’Ya’akov, v’imoteinu Sarah, Rivkah, Rachel, v’Leah, hu y’vareikh virapei et-hacholah Yita Rachel bat Tzirel Leah.

HaKadosh Barukh Hu yimalei rachamim aleyha, l’hachazikah ul’rapotah, v’yishlach la m’heirah r’fuah shleimah min hashamayim, r’fuat hanefesh ur’fuat haguf, b’tokh sh’ar hacholim, v’chazeik et y’dey ha’oskim b’tzarkheihem, Shabbat hi miliz’ok ur’fuah krovah lavo, hashta ba’agala uvizman kariv, v’nomar amen.

It’s a movie about a pretty much canonically Bisexual woman, with her team of a French-Moroccan (who talks about how he can’t be an actor because of his color), Native American (who talks about how he doesn’t have a side because white people already fucked up everything for him), Scotsman with PTSD (ok look it’s not the biggest issue out there but Thick Scottish Accents are like the White Whale of english-speaking accents in things just trust me), and token White Anglo Saxon Protestant, 

Saving the world through the principle of tikkun olam 

And coming to realize that humanity isn’t evil, but rather, that evil arises because humans have free will 

* Nobody knows what the hell their doing with their life. They might make you believe that they do, but honey, no. We’re all essentially blind chicken running around, pretending we’re functional big chicken.  * Spread a little kindness everywhere you go. Most people really only just want to know that someone is willing to listen to them.  * Take chances. I know that a lot of times, being unable to take these chances is determined by outside factors (and by this I mean $$$), but whenever money isn’t a hindrance, take those chances. * YOU DO YOU, BOO. Society might want to make you think that you need to be doing certain things by a certain age, but no. That is a LIE. You don’t have to get married, have a kid, have a 9 to 5 job, be in committees, get a PHD, DO things. You decide your life. You decide what makes you happy. Don’t let others smother that.

* You’re never ever old enough to pursue a dream. Just because you’re not doing something you’ve dreamed of doing right now, that doesn’t mean that you’ve forever given up on that dream. Life has a way of surprising you.

* There will be bad days. A lot of them. It will be hard, and painful and heartbreaking and sometimes horrible. But THEY. WILL. PASS. Always try to keep your chin up and keep going. Keep fighting. Keep trying.

* It really does get better.

* Surround yourself with people who make you feel good about yourself. With people you can trust. Don’t be afraid to let go of toxic friendships or relationships. Put yourself first. 

* Internet friendships are real and can be more meaningful than friendships you might have/have had with people you’ve met irl.

* The kindness of strangers is often bigger than the kindness of family or friends.

* Just because you share blood with a person, that doesn’t make them entitled to your love and respect. Those can be freely given and taken away, no matter who that person is. To put it bluntly: just because they’re your parents/siblings/etc doesn’t mean that you have to love them if they treat you like crap.

* Animals are the purest form of love and we’re not worthy of them.

* The world has gained something with you in it. Never fucking forget that.

* When the world or your life is going to shit, hang on to the small things: that puppy you have at home - for whom you mean the entire world, the way your favourite book makes you feel, listening to a new album from your favourite band, sunrises, fresh snow, summer nights, your favourite ice cream, movie marathons - all these small things m a t t e r. Hold on to them.

* It’s okay to want things for yourself. It’s okay to want more, to dream big. 

* Explore your creativity. Don’t avoid doing something because you think you’re not good enough at it. And hey, the only way to get better is to practice, right? :)

* There is no such thing as a guilty pleasure. Something that brings you joy shouldn’t make you feel guilty at all. Love what you want and enjoy what you want. There are worse things in the world.

* We are our worst judge. We hold ourselves to standards that are greater than others, so… remember to try and be a little kinder to yourself, not only to others.

* You are FUCKING BEAUTIFUL.

* You will fail at things sometimes. We’re all human and sometimes we can’t do everything right. But failing at something doesn’t mean that you should stop trying or that the world will end because you failed. Get up, dust yourself off and try again.

this is the year of our lord 2018

there are still thousands of schools here who don’t have a functional indoor bathroom

there are not enough hospitals, but we’re spending more than 100 million euros on a fucking cathedral and 43 million euros to tell gay people that they can’t and won’t ever get married here

also, just to have a mental image of the shit storm that is plaguing my country these days, watch this (there are English subtitles available):

you guys don’t understand the amount of pressure and resources the Romanian Orthodox Church has thrown into this, in order to assure a victory in this referendum

The voting presence was very low, which is great news. The percentage reported was a little under 6% (a little over 1 million people) of the eligible voters. Reminder - for this referendum to be ratified, they need to get it at 30%, which means almost 6 million people need to vote. 

With half an hour left for voting, the presence is at 18.87%, which is nowhere close to the 30% needed for validation. 

This is a HUGE victory and I can’t even explain how relieved and happy I am. I am a firm believer that the expected fraud didn’t happen because so many people had signed to be observers and ensure that everything happening in the voting stations was legal. And because there are still sensible people in this country that understand that the true issues plaguing us are not whether gay people can get married or not.