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I keep getting randomly summon back to tumblr by spambots replying to my reblog of my own art. Is always the same like 3-4 art post. Go aWAYYYYYYYYY

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My pokemon ZA endgame team ^^
Holy fucking shit y'all.
ok but
Have some samples from the comments - 10/10 would recommend browsing them.
Fucking endoscopic surgeons stealing all the good chips again

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yeah.
Holy shit I knew it was bad but this is DIRE
me: reblogs anything
the green bar that pops up telling me I reblogged something:
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I love you unwell elf girl (in manga form)

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"Can it run DOOM?" - boring, of course it can run DOOM, I've seen everything run DOOM from a knitted blanket to a pregnancy test to DNA
"Can it be used to recreate Bad Apple?" - exciting, imaginative, ALWAYS blows me away with the execution, an eternal banger, I am never expecting it and I am always pleasantly surprised to see Bad Apple in a new medium
Pitting 2 bad bitches against each other when they could be kissing instead, sad!
You know what, fuck it. Figure skating is now my favorite sport. Unless there's another one that will let a competitor dress up in a silly costume and do all these silly jumps and wiggles and fall on purpose, IN THE OLYMPICS, there's no contest
remember lego movie smear frames. remember how beautiful and genius lego movie smear frames were . are you listening to me. they used only real bricks. so it would look like stop motion. they used real bricks to make smear frames for minifigures doing gestures and stuff isnt that crazy. the lego movie smear frames
do you remember the fucking lighting they used in the lego batman movie. did you fucking see that shit. fuck
they put scratches on the digitally animated legos man.
A few examples of different LEGO movie smear frames from Google
this is, honest to god, one of the funniest ads ive seen in a long time.
i know vitamin c basically neutralizes adhd meds but lemonade good
yea lol
ADHD Medication information sheet
I have been struggling
For a long fucking time
with why my adderall was having such uneven effects and varying efficacy
and the weird pattern of what made it work and not work and if it was building up in my system or not
and fucking nobody told me I shouldnāt drink a glass of Kool-Aid to take the pills with
or eat fucking Pop-Tarts or Life cereal
this is the most useful information I have ever received from tubr and it seems to be confirmed by several other places upon searching
so this actually should be spread like wildfire like actually
Me reading this realizing tunglr dawt kom gave me more information about my medication than MYDOCTORRRRRSSSSSS MYYYYYYYY FUCKENNNNN DOCTORSSSSS PLURAL MULTIPLE DOCTORSSSSSSSS
Reblogging to spread this ridiculously important info
Generally speaking, your doctors actually may not know these things. This is the kind of stuff to ask your pharmacist about.
Hey, what the actual fuck?

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thereās something endlessly hilarious to me about the phrase āhotly debatedā in an academic context. like i just picture a bunch of nerds at podiums & oneās like āof course there was a paleolithic bear cult in Northern Eurasiaā and another one just looks him in the eye and says āiāl kill you in real life, kevinā
I heard a story once about two microbiologists at a conference who took it out into the parking lot to have a literal fistfight over taxonomy.Ā
have i told this story yet? idk but itās good. The Orangutan Story:
my american lit professor went to this poe conference. like to be clear this is a man who has a doctorate in being a book nerd. he reads moby dick to his four-year-old son. and poe is one of the cornerstones of american literature, right, so this should be right up his alley?
wrong. apparently poe scholars are like, advanced. there is a branch of edgar allen poe scholarship that specifically looks for coded messages based on the number of words per line and letters per word poe uses. my professor, who has a phd in american literature, realizes he is totally out of his depth. but he already committed his day to this so he thinks fuck it! and goes to a panel on racism in poeās works, because thatās relevant to his interests.
background info: edgar allen poe was a broke white alcoholic from virginia who wrote horror in the first half of the 19th century. rule 1 of Horror Academia is that horror reflects the cultural anxieties of its time (see: my other professorās sermon abt how zombie stories are popular when people are scared of immigrants, or that purge movie that was literally abt the election). since poeās shit is a product of 1800s white southern culture, you can safely assume itās at least a little about race. but the racial subtext is very open to interpretation, and scholars believe all kinds of different things about what poe says about race (if he says anything), and the poe stans get extremely tense about it.
so my professor sits down to watch this panel and within like five minutes a bunch of crusty academics get super heated about poeās theoretical racism. because itās academia, though, this is limited to poorly concealed passive aggression and forceful tones of inside voice. one professor is like āthis isnāt even about race!ā and another professor is like āthis proves heās a racist!ā people are interrupting each other. tensions are rising. a panelist starts saying that poe is like writing a critique of how racist society was, and the racist stuff is there to prove that racism is stupid, and that on a metaphorical level the racist philosophy always losesā
then my professor, perhaps in a bid to prove that he too is a smart literature person, loudly calls: āBUT WHAT ABOUT THE ORANGUTAN?ā
some more background: in poeās well-known short story āthe murder in the rue morgue,ā two single ladiesāa lovely old woman and her lovely daughter who takes care of her, aka super vulnerable and respectable peopleāare violently killed. the murderer turns out to be not a person, but an orangutan brought back by a sailor who went to like burma or something. and itās pretty goddamn racially coded, like they reeeeally focus on all this stuff about coarse hairs and big hands and superhuman strength and chattering that sounds like people talking but isnāt actually. if thatās intentional, then heās literally written an analogy about how black people are a threat to vulnerable white women, which is classic white supremacist shit. BUT if he really only meant for it to be an orangutan, then itās a whole other metaphor about how colonialism pillages other countries and brings their wealth back to europe and thatās REALLY gonna bite them in the ass one day. klansman or komrade? it all hangs on this.
so the place goes dead fucking silent as every giant ass poe stan in the room is immediately thrust into a series of war flashbacks: the orangutan argument, violently carried out over seminar tables, in literary journals, at graduate student house parties, the spittle flying, the wine and coffee spilled, the friendships tornāthe red faces and bulging veinsācurses thrown and teaching posts abandonedāpanels just like this one fallen into chaosādistant sirens, skies falling, the dog-eared norton critical editions slicing through the air like sabresāthe textual support! o, the quotes! they gaze at this madman in numb disbelief, but he could not have known. nay, he was a literary theorist, a 17th-century man, only a visitor to their haunted land. he had never heard the whistle of the mortars overhead. he had never felt the cold earth under his cheek as he prayed for godās deliverance. and yet he would have broken their fragile peace and brought them all back into the trenches.
much later, when my professor told this story to a poe nerd friend, the guy said the orangutan thing was a one of the biggest landmines in their field. he said it was a reliable discussion ruiner that had started so many shouting matches that some conferences had an actual ban on bringing it up.
so my professor sits there for a second, still totally clueless. then out of the dead silence, the panel moderator stands up in his tweed jacket and yells, with the raw panic of a once-broken man:
WE! DO NOT! TALK ABOUT! THE ORANGUTAN!
@posturingsimpleton
OMG
Ok that one wins
[ID: text reading:Ā āThe Milton scholars screamed and argued about how the serpent was supposed to move before it crawled on its belly. Dr. Matthews, enraged that Dr. Goldstein could believe the serpent bounced around on the coiled end of its tail, flipped over the conference table. āSatan is not a fucking pogo stick!ā he howled.ā]
growing up sucks because you realize $1000 isnāt a lot of money