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GOD okay when I was in Seattle at an airbnb with like 5 of my friends, we were smoking weed outside and this family of raccoons just crawls into the back yard from under the fence. High people and a bunch of raccoons don’t mix well LOL, they just kept getting closer even though one of us was chasing and threatening them with a broom. We were too freaked out so we ran inside after they wouldn’t leave us alone BUT WE FORGOT THE WEED oops. One of us had to run out and grab it before like 5 babies and one big mama raccoon got to it.

BUT THEN they just sat outside our door and just waited and wouldn’t leave. We were fucking held hostage by raccoons. Do you know how surreal that is when you’re high.

OH hell ya!!! Pamper urself bitch🥂