man | machine | poem |

what bastille song is this from

Things we lost in the fire

yall hate wolverine origins but “your country needs you” “im canadian (drives away)” is the greatest moment in cinematic history

Every time I talk to my roommate I feel my pineal gland calcify and my third eye close a little bit more

Last night she asked me how many days there are in a year and I said “why do you not know that?” and she said “why the fuck would I need to know that?”

She’s getting ready for work rn while listening to the Carrie Underwood song from the Super Bowl at full volume

Last night she was telling me about a car accident she was in years ago and she said they had to use the “jar of live” and I was like. Do you mean the jaws of life and she said “you don’t know what the jar of life is?”

She’s sitting next to me scrolling through a facebook meme page scream laughing and showing me literally every post and saying “what’s wrong? Are you okay” if I don’t laugh hard enough

I am TERRIFIED of this person

This is honestly what i look like in my minds eye

excuse me…ive moisturized my face and ??? im still ugly???