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In an effort that was intended to be subtle but was clearly targeted, local cat Arlo reportedly followed pet owner Joshua Rice around his apartment Friday like a racist Walgreens employee making sure a customer wasn’t going to steal anything. “That asshole thinks he’s being discreet, but I can see him staring at me as though I just pocketed an $8 deodorant,” Rice said of the 3-year-old cat, who trailed him through the kitchen, hallway, and bathroom, peeking around corners so as not to let the man out of his sight for one minute.

Warnings: General anxiety gender neutral reader. Das it I think

lets get this out of the way, Hanzo is not a very social man.

The only reason he started talking to you was through proximity 

Then he started getting a crush on you (oooooooh)

The rest is history

That being said, dont expect him to be out and about the house that often

Ofc he'll take you out for nice dates just the two of y'all, but clubs or malls or anywhere very crowded is a hard pass for him. 

Also bc it's easy for him to keep track of you in less crowded places.

He's a bit paranoid that something bad will happen to you even if he has no good reason to think that anxiety baby)

He'll sit facing the door, walk on the part of the sidewalk closest to the street he'll make you text him when you get home from work safely

but he also might try to stop you from going to bars or concerts cuz he thinks theyre dangerous

He can get real overbearing if you dont stop him

He knows you're not weak, but he would never forgive himself if someone else he loved got hurt bc of him

but once you tell him to ease up, he will.

He'll still make you text him where you are all the time tho

Man's gets up EARLY

Rises BEFORE the sun

He meditates, showers and makes breakfast before your alarm even goes off.

It would be impressive if it wasnt so inhuman.

He's used to having money (like MONEY money) and it shows

He takes long ass showers and buys new things if an old one gets lost or broken even if it's repairable.

doesnt check price tags either

You really have to clock his privilege sometimes

Bc of this he doesn't cook lol

Probably spends over $1000 a month on take out

If he does cook, it's white rice, boiled broccoli and grilled chicken.

Save this man.

He gives you a lot of gifts (also because he's rich)

they start out expensive and flashy (perfume, designer bags etc

But as he gets to know you, he figures out what kind of stuff you like and gives you that