u wot m8?

a shoes off house

Dave?

One day when I was fifteen I said “ma you know what’d be funny, Shrek checks.” And she remembered. She held onto that thought for five years. I opened a checking account a month ago and my mom asked me if she could order my checks so I said sure. This is what I got. Every check has a different character on it, some have donkey, some have Fiona. I’m not even mad that no one’s gonna take me seriously and my adult life is ruined. I’m just straight up impressed that my mom held onto that memory for five years and pulled this off.

I JSUT CRIED

People Who Take Instructions Too Literally.

My theme song.

yes youtube, thats exactly what wailord said

this is it, my greatest contribution to the internet