local hollow knight brain rot

without hrt christmas is just cismas

this pun works so beautifully well i cant believe the english language allows us to do this

once I tried to explain "little meow meow" to a friend and latter he's like "what was that thing you said? little boo boo kitty fuck"?

he’s pathetic. he’s emotionally repressed. he’s lost every fight he’s ever been in. he’s a whore. he’s hopelessly in love. he’s a war criminal. he’s socially inept. he’s hated by god. he’s even transgender

recently someone saw my dissected frog tattoo and said “hey ur frog tattoo is really cool but i think it’s open.” i haven’t been able to stop thinking about this for weeks. what did she mean by that. does she think i walked into a tattoo shop like hello can i get one normal frog tattoo. and 2 and a half hours later the tattoo artists goes FUCK. it happened again. it’s fucking open. goddamnit

imo a funny as fuck gag is when a character calls out another characters name from somewhere up high or otherwise not immediately noticeable and the second character replies “god?”

They finally did it. They whitewashed a white guy

saying “hm. must be the curse” every time something bad happens and refusing to elaborate is my new hobby