Kadertins wall of stuff

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For your first two years (when you were small) you lived in a foster home with people who raised you into a very polite young man. Two is like you plus me, that's what two is.

Some people adopted you before me and they called you Timmy (which is a stupid name) and they returned your ass almost immediately because you were so annoying at that age.

Like think about how annoying you are right now at seven years old, but way worse.

I'm better than them though, I don't call you Timmy and I wore earplugs to bed for three years because you love to scream at bedtime. Earplugs are like when I roll over and go back to sleep even when you are yelling so so so loud.

I got you at a time in my life when I was really sick (being sick is like when I'm up late because I'm throwing up and you are a very handsome good boy who sits with me) and they had to put me asleep for a procedure. A procedure is like what happened to you when they put you asleep and took your balls away.

The Silly Sturgeon Plush is up on Makeship!

Once again, Makeship and I have created a silly fishie who's ready to swim into your heart. It is 60 cm long, soft and huggable, and utterly adorable!🤎🤎🤎

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Jimoteè Chamameé

Fat Horse No. 22

It’s the year of the horse and I’ve always been a horse girl at heart, so I’m finally taking advantage of the excuse to fill the world with fat little horses! These felted friends are about the size (and shape!) of an apple, and if you happen to have any apples to share I’m sure they’d help you out! I initially thought of this one as Epona, but wasn’t sure I got her quite the right color. Most of her appearances have been more reddish overall, but several people did recognize her so I guess the spirit is there! She’s taking a break from running all over Hyrule for you.

still deciding on how the scene where accursia finds out about sav's vampire nature will go but these will probably be the reactions distilled let's be real

lindwyrms on a string

The Great Prehistoric Search. Written by Jane Bingham, illustrated by Ian Jackson. Published in 2004.