you'll never find another like me

Piper: She gave me cookies.

Piper: Alright, then I'm on my way.

Piper: I need to bring your mom's tupperware back too

Piper: Aww, Poor, unappreciated Kaden.

Piper: I'm not doing anything tonight if you want me to come over and fix that.

Kaden: I am, I really am.

Piper: It's... not.

Piper: Okay shit apparently it is.

Piper: It hasn't been that long since we hung out... has it?

Piper: Is it really that boring?

Piper: So much that I will, actually, sit with you in the bakery

Piper: I do though, I really really do tho.

Piper: Loooove you, Golden Boy

Kaden: Pretty sure I don't believe you.

Piper:

Piper: Don't I have to get an amazing boyfriend first?

Piper: And if my darling mother goes to the bakery to see her child in an apron?

Piper: I'm thinking I just fake my own death for a few days.

piper: I got a what at the what?

piper: Help.

piper: Help me please.

piper: my mom wants to take me on a girls weekend before school starts.

piper: I need an adult.

Simon: Well I didn't do it.

Simon: Though supposedly I did scratch the hell out of his back.

Simon: Yes?

Simon: She got all up in arms about a hickey