you take your time, young lion

imagine explaining this post to your grandmother

me, binging black mirror until 5 am and adding a third layer of tape over my laptop’s webcam: damn them folks sure got themselves in a situation there huh…humanity sure does seem to lack benevolence in the face of our own godlike creation…thats how it be…on this 🅱itch of an erth….

new tag game: what is your college major and what do people say when you tell them what you’re studying

People are replicating the feeling of a Bethesda game IRL so well that I’m scared someone’s going to get caught clipped through the floor

ive never played a video game in my life and this is so fucking funny 

what’s the mood for october?

please watch with sound on

what’s the mood for october?

every time I burp I legally have to do a rick sanchez impression or they won’t let me see my family again

and every time we kiss i swear i could fly