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I was going to rewatch 1931 Dracula again tonight and just as I turned it on a BAT started flying around at my window and wouldn’t go away and I’ve never seen a bat at my house before and let me tell you I’ve been so gay touched starved this quarantine I was about ready to risk letting a wild bat in my room if it meant it could possibly be one tall, Sexy vampire

peak obi wan is when he still argues with anakin while anakin’s currently burning to death

peak anakin is when he still argues with obi wan while currently being on fire

I had a conversation in the elevator at my apartment building. and I can’t stop thinking about the human interaction????????????

you’ve got me a in a difficult position here because on the one hand, this post is specifically about vampire lore in Twilight, so you’re wrong, but on the other hand, saying “you clearly didn’t read twilight” doesn’t exactly make you look like the bad guy here

changeling faerie but instead of stealing and replacing people's children she takes women engaged to cruel or unfaithful men

"what does she do to the women OP?" she marries them obviously

this is here bc i thought it was a shitpost before i realized tumblr was telling me “hey, you follow the sustainability tag, how’s this?”