Stfu Kelley

PEOPLE KEEP MESSAGING ME WHERE IT IS AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH IT SO IM JUST SAYING ‘the big house in west egg you cant miss it’

the best part about being the little spoon while cuddling is being able to rub your butt against the person’s junk

The best part about being the big spoon while cuddling is getting to rub your junk against the person’s butt

The best part about the big spoon is that it lets me get bigger portions of ice cream as I cry alone in my room.

Three types of people

sharing a bed is so much more significant when you’re not able to do it every day  waking up and being able to reach across and touch them, feel the warmth of their body 

he meows so hard he falls over :o

ahh

Meow so hard motherfuckers wanna feed me.

Bucket of cute right thur

AWH I want one !

more tattoo artists need to just say “nah dude, i’m not doing that”

Go to sleep

I wasn’t going to reblog this but it spoke to me on a personal level

im just a simple bird living a simple life

world history

In one sentence

i think my priest might be gay????? i mean he keeps saying “ah, men” after every prayer

my brother just walked in here with a bunch of pancakes and was like ‘wow this is a whole lot of pancakes’ and then he closed his eyes and whispered to himself ‘but i am a whole lot of man’

It’s like I was waiting my whole life for this photo set. 

Carrots are food for your eyes Eddie but can they dial a phone.

Dig a hole dig a hole dig a hole