𝐃erby 𝐇arrington

Not because I care about swimming, obviously. I just think it would be funny if Pete's favorite little pastime suddenly became impossible for him to enjoy because every time he turned on the television, I'd be right there on the screen.

Imagine it.

Pete settles down to watch his precious little swimming competition. Gets all comfortable. Probably has his little snacks ready. He's waiting to watch everyone splash around, and then—

There I am. Front and center. The announcer says my name. The crowd cheers. The cameras follow me around.

Maybe I'll wave.

Actually, no.

I think I'll blow him a kiss.

Oh, I can already picture the look on his face when they announce my victory.

"And today's outstanding performance goes to Gary Smith!"

"Thank you. I'd like to dedicate today's race to my dear friend Pete Kowalski, whose unwavering enthusiasm for watching people in their swimming costumes inspired me to take up this wonderful sport."

Ha!

He'd be furious.

He'd probably turn the television off immediately and then have to explain why.

"Pete, weren't you a fan of the swim team?"

"I was…"

"Then why did you stop watching?"

"Gary ruined it."

Hilarious.

Although there is one small problem.

I don't actually know how to swim.

But how difficult could it possibly be? It's just moving your arms and legs around in water.

Anyone can do that.

- @k1ssther1ch

We literally look the same. I’m gorgeous, I don’t know what you’re even talking about.

- @k1ssther1ch

We literally look the same. I’m gorgeous, I don’t know what you’re even talking about.

- @k1ssther1ch

We literally look the same. I’m gorgeous, I don’t know what you’re even talking about.

- @k1ssther1ch

We literally look the same. I’m gorgeous, I don’t know what you’re even talking about.