I love seeing people like dance in their cars or like subtly shake their hips or whatever when standing in line like yeah that's the right attitude just groove babey !

god put me on this world and said “let this dumbass roam”

And when the world needed her most, iCarly vanished

me getting married: i scooby dooby doo

damn bitch you live laugh love like this?

STAYING LOWKEY will literally solve half your problems

son of a bitch everything costs money

this blog is pro turn signal

Everyone: What do u do Me: *opens my dramatic 2am cellphone notes* I’m a writer actually

some say shes still chilling in cedar rapids to this day

AYO RUN THIS BACK PLZ

How many times I gotta reblog this? Shoot

BTW i know everything but don’t ask me any questions because i don’t like it

bro can u check my vibes. like just a quick kiss on the lips dude and tell me how my vibes are looking.

i romantically stand outside your window and hold up my iPhone to blast our song. a 30 second ad plays first