instead of brain there's only hyunjin

Average day as a div1 employee: get a venti almond cap latte from the jyp cafe. Cover the members hair in grease. Fuck around with some random skzoo pngs to make a $50 USD tshirt. Straighten the members hair until it's burnt and flat. apply more grease. Anger the fans globally somehow. Badly whitewash photos of the members. Badly whitewash the skzoo pngs too while you're at it. Fatshame a member in official content. Ignore the voice messages from Han and seungmin begging for a 2 day group holiday. Misspell some official merch. Rinse andddd repeat.

see the problem is that I can never tell who the wife is. I'm gonna say hyunjin, not changbin, because the captions for the pilates video a while back referred to hyunjin that way

both of them have been calling each other wife since they announced their marriage 💘