Why have we never thought about the concept of teenager mc x whb cast. And not in a weird pdf way oBVIOUSLY. In a cute but funny way
Teenager!mc would have tiktok humor and it would confuse the kings and just everyone so bad, ill try to explain it with each nation as best as i can..
Just imagine mc ragebaiting the HELL out of satan and satan has a soft spot for mc he just cant bring himself to hit them :( so he’ll just beat everyone around him instead!
Mc saying amy is “from the hood” leaving him very much confused?? The hood?? What?
And mc also calling satan and amy biketok guys and that the booktok girls would shit themself over them
Paimon and mc would get a long in my mind because well paimon knows a lot about fashion and im kinda imagining the mc to be an alt teenager
And mc just going “AWWW so cute… so cute🥹” or “you’re so fucking cute fucking love you” everytime they see ppyong confusing him but also making him giddy and happy!!
Mc singing “i got like hella money🙂↕️” everytime they see tartaros demons and their richness
Mammon spending a lot of money on teen mc’s favorite characters and merch
Bimet loving the mc’s mindset of “money CAN buy happiness”
Valefor giving mc piggy back rides<33 he’d be the ultimate big brother to them
Eligos being confused by mc calling him “coquette lana delrey matcha boy”
Leviathan hating how sassy the mc is and how unserious they are
Glasya and mc startung fights just to watch and enjoy (they both would be menaces)
Mc screaming at the top of their lungs when they first saw foras appear out of nowhere thinking he’s a ghost
Barbatos dragging mc’s chud ass out in the middle of the sun because the weather is nice to help them garden. (Mc keeps groaning about it and just wants to sleep inside with the ac turned on)
I dont think teen mc would like orias considering hes an ageplayer…
Beelzebub being the only one to kinda understand mc’s references but mc immediately cringes when he tries to make a reference (beelzebub doing the scuba is a fucking nightmare) (him spamming that emote on bael)
Bael is on his last straw with mc who keeps bothering him with their shitty references but he’d be lying if he said it didnt kinda make him happy to have someone to joke around with to lift the weight of his (beelzebubs..) work off his shoulders a little. Also starts calling beelzebub a lazy chuzz after he learns it from you
Amon… idrk sorry to disappoint.. mc calling him a fatass ig idk
Stolas getting pissed when mc says “he has fragile masculinity” and threatens to kill them (he would never hes too afraid of the kings to do it)
Naberius getting frustrated whenever the mc pretends to fix their fake glasses with a finger up saying “well actually!” In an annoying lisp voice
Lucifer having to listen to mc sing “angel of darkness” to him every single time they see him
Gamigin asking mc to teach him slang but it would be adorably cringe when he uses it
Marbas getting called a rabid dog by mc for being restrained
Buer getting so confused when mc asks him “do you work for trump” after he told them he only became a doctor to sell medicine for money
Morax… well hes safe bc the mc feels bad and finds him cute
Belphegor gets called a lazy chud for gooning to anime and sleeping all day and it honestly pisses him off
And oh dear… beleth also trying to use some slang.. “skibidi toilet rizz!” With gusion, bathin and andrealphus who start BEGGING you to just stop teaching him slang. I feel like beleth would be a great father figure for teen mc it’d honestly be super cute
Gusion falling for mc’s ragebait when they tell him “1+1 equals 11” he’d get so pissed and doesnt know what to respond when mc says “who said it was 2? You fell for the trap!! Its actually 11 because you add one on one!” Oh (missing) god give him patience.
Bathin would get upset if you just wanna stay inside all day and not travel with him :( he kind of forgets humans cant breathe in space when hes traveling with you..
Andrealphus.. if you’re an actual menace you’d go up to him holding up two fingers asking him “how much is this” and be shocked at the fact he gets it right so many times
Agares, well he’d fucking hate you! Well what did you expect? If you show him some true crime podcasts tho he’ll like you a little more! Also gets incredibly pissed when you make fun of him for getting the throne taken from his ass
Vassago.. well hes an agares dick rider based on agares’ opinion is how he’d feel about you
Asmodeus, he would treat you like his child!! Him and beleth would both treat you like their children. He’s sure to know a lot of slang from the human world considering he’s there 24/7
Phenix… oh boy were skipping over him. I really hope he wouldnt bust a nut to a fucking teenager
Dantalian: he’d be so confused as to why you call him a femboy until you explain it wich actually interests him more in the fashion and style (as if hes not already one.)
Zepar.. well i dont think he’d be that interested OR interesting. He also scares you a lot and hes very weird
Ronove, honestly i think all the abaddon nobles would freak the shit out of a teenager
Um yea this was just an idea dump its not rlly meant to be taken seriously. And again this is ALL platonic in no way shape or form is it romantic especially not with a teenager!
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