Nasty Sewer Man

i love how safe it feels when you are only surrounded by women

Understand that there is a huge difference between someone finding you physically attractive and someone who actually respects and values you as a whole person and sees you in their future

I wish someone I knew understood and believed this

Not even marriage though they have women believing any relationship is better than being single even if that relationship is abusive and toxic

For some reason, when biologists want to describe “the assemblage of morphological features shared among many members of a phylum-level group” we say bauplan. Which is German for “body plan.” But even if you don’t speak German you say “bauplan” anyway. So this is a very hilarious Social Media Discourse from someone who has forgotten that the word “bauplan” is an instant giveaway that you are actually a biologist and that makes it fantastic it’s like when robots try to pretend that they’re human but better

“what if a fox was made of spaghetti”

Be patient with people. We all have our struggles. Sometimes it can make all the difference in the world knowing someone can spare a few minutes to care about you and walk you through something that’s hard for you.

You’re beautiful, you’re amazing, I love you, here’s $200

monopoly man when i cross go

LeBron shares a pleasant moment with his orb-bound brother. BeLron James is proud of him for the sports he defeated

LeBro? LeOrb.