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James Sirius Potter getting his first detention on his first night at Hogwarts for calling Professor McGonagall "Auntie Minnie".

James Sirius Potter is named after two Marauders, is half Weasley, has grown up in a family that collectively gave zero fucks about rules. If you don’t think he was sorted into Gryffindor and lost points for Gryffindor on the same day, you are wrong.

my favorite thing is when someone’s in the shower and you suddenly hear a distant BANG BANG BANG CRASH and you can tell they just knocked over like all of the shampoo bottles

 #my favourite is when you hear a deep heavy sigh afterwards #or a string of curse words